Is this that vapid person who wrote a book called "Wash Your Face, Girl" or something like that?
Okay, "Girl, Wash Your Face."
I can't pay that much attention to people like this because the MONEY MAKING potential of the vapid makes me irrationally enraged.
Way to be hateful and rude to your audience, though.
Pretty funny since her whole brand is, "I'm a mess just like you, and sometimes I need a friend to tell me to wash my face!"

That's what I gathered from the book cover.
You can really imagine this one having a recorded breakdown at Target and screaming at the cashier for wearing a mask.
Or accusing the person she's paying to clean the toilets of stealing her good jewelry.
That's the energy I'm picking up here.

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6 Apr
Who remembers the original of this book?
This book was read to me between ages 2-3, maybe into age 4.

The pictures I remember:

The corpses of people whom God had just murdered for worshipping idols.

Abraham wielding a machete over a bound Isaac.

Lot's wife as a pillar of salt.

It made an IMPRESSION.
I am a TODDLER at this point. My parents now make fun of me for the kinds of questions I asked then, but they forget how FUCKING developmentally inappropriate this was.

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6 Apr
So, one Reconstructionist belief is that parents should take disobedient children to the county magistrate (like a sheriff or something), and the "civil government" should put them to death.

So imagine if your parents taught you this was the ideal as a child.
Imagine being a neuroatypical kid too... So often our attempts to get clarification and understanding are already framed as "disobedient."

Anyway... This is why no one wants to be called a Reconstructionist even though many have Reconstructionist beliefs.
Oh, and death is by stoning because that's what's in the Bible.

So, I don't know how many people are raised hardcore Reconstructionist, but I DO know kids are sometimes disciplined to death.

Trying to imagine a kid hearing this though.
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5 Apr
Now that I have learned who Ben Dreyfuss is, I notice his unfunny tweets all over my timeline even though I have him blocked.

Also, you don't need to tell me about John Rawls. I HAD heard about him.
Not because we're related. We are not.

But I studied political theory.
He's the trying-to-be-funny version of an Yglesias, I think.
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5 Apr
This podcast is just... Tig Notaro and Cheryl Hines are the strangest comedy odd couple, and I love hearing them talk to each other. It's so funny.
They barely talk about the documentaries, and it's brilliant.
Like, right now in this episode I'm listening to, they're debating how they would disguise themselves if they were on the lam.
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5 Apr
Putting these new episodes together is helping me connect some dots that always puzzled me about homeschoolers I knew, and I hope it will do the same for homeschooling alums.
Things like, "What the hell was that Facebook fight about where they kept insisting Islam is not actually an Abrahamic faith? Like, why weren't they taught basic history?"

Turns out there are specific religious reasons for things like this. I'll be trying to explain...
...this and other conflicts I ran into with people from the homeschooling movement.

"Why do they think people who 'believe in evolution' aren't really Christians?"

A lot of this stuff is rooted in Reconstructionist understandings of the world and history,...
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5 Apr
I just learned that R.J. Rushdoony, the great intellect of the Christian Right, dabbled in flat earther shit, and Gary North wrote this whole essay as a subtweet after they split.…
So, apparently, some of these ideas are believed by Christian conservatives who are *even more extreme* than your standard young earth creationists.
I didn't know. They definitely don't brag about this. 😂😂😂
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