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6 Apr, 5 tweets, 2 min read
“Let’s normalise” is usually how punks start trying to explain away some punk shit.

If she ain’t suckin, you shouldn’t be speaking.
“This better”

You took a girl on a date who won’t even fuck and now she’s threatening you.


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