Have you ever eaten Spam?
If you did eat it, did you like it?
If you answered yes, are you from the American South/spent a significant amount of time there?
If you haven’t eaten Spam, are you at all interested in trying it sometime?
At the time you ate Spam, were you what one could consider (relative to your area) poor?

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