The virgin being careful with flirting bc omg what if u creep them out vs the Chad flirt with everyone because it's fun
the virgin asocial $100k engineer with 0 cool conversations per night vs the Chad $30k nightclub bartender with 10 cool conversations per night
who's got the real comparative advantage here, mr cum laude or mr cum loudly

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