The tip of the iceberg is here!

The Top 30 recipients of the $77 billion Higher Education Bailout!

Bottom of the list got $175 million!

Drink every time you see a Texas or California School!

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30. Texas State University: $175,186,061

TSU has developed their own Bias Response Team to ensure an "Inclusive and Safe Community"

Incidences of bias counter to the institution's inclusive values will be used to recommend strategies to the Council on Inclusive Experience.
29. UC Davis: $175,691,332

Vice Chancellor of Diversity, Equity and Inclusion: $115,000/yr

Associate Vice Chancellor for Health Equity, Diversity, and Inclusion: $205,000/yr

Chief Administrative Officer Health Equity, Diversity and Inclusion: $91,000/yr
28. California State University, Fresno: $177,158,424

Fresno State has a handy map of where you can use gender inclusive restrooms.
27. CUNY Borough Of Manhattan Community College: $177,638,320

Students are fortunate enough to have an arsenal of anti-racism resources at their disposal
26. University Of California, San Diego: $178,075,516

Associate Vice Chancellor for Diversity/Inclusion 1: $212,000/yr
Associate Vice Chancellor for Diversity/Inclusion 2: $238,000/yr
Senior Diversity Officer:$184,000/yr
Diversity/Inclusion Chief of Staff:$179,000/yr
UC Davis also offers students a plethora of anti-racism resources, such as "White Accountability Groups" and "Taking Privilege While Privileged"
25. UCLA: $181,100,677

Vice Chancellor for Equity, Diversity and Inclusion: $300,000/yr

Associate Vice Chancellor for EDI: $300,000/yr
24. University Of California, Irvine: $187,239,850

By far the most spicy diversity page so far
23. Broward College (Florida): $189,197,453

Meh
22. Valencia College (Florida): $191,231,942

I don't like them getting all this money but I kinda wanna hang out with Ruth. She's good people. Keep doing you, Ruth. You cool.
21. University Of Texas - Rio Grande Valley: $193,264,534

They have an entire program just for DACA services and advocacy. I guess that's just what colleges do now.
20. University Of South Florida: $195,093,289

Also a handy gender neutral restroom map. Neat.
19. California State University - Sacramento: $199,882,622

The Antiracism Plan gonna be pricey
18. Lone Star College System (Texas): $203,609,131

Even Texas is on board with that stupid equity standing on boxes meme lol
17. University Of Washington - Seattle: $205,072,360

University Diversity Officer: $241,300/yr
16. Houston Community College: $206,395,378

The student/employee forum topics for their Diversity plan are quite a combo
15. University Of Houston: $206,673,810

Houston making out like a bandit in this thing.
14. California State University, Los Angeles: $207,323,727

Diversity VP Salary: $313,190. Wowie.
13. Texas A&M University College Station: $208,920,663

Worth noting the other Aggie cash grabs:
A&M Int'l: $55,971,299
A&M Corpus Christi: $55,902,979
A&M Commerce: $42,252,817
A&M Kingsville: $40,541,662
A&M San Antonio: $35,736,782
A&M International: $9,132,384

Gig em dry!
12. THE Ohio State University: $223,268,984

The Latinx Space for Enrichment and Research. LASER. I am deceased.
11. California State University, Long Beach: $226,574,863

Good news, I found the curriculum for becoming a diversity officer making $300,000 a year
10. California State University, Fullerton: $226,866,461

Kinda tired of seeing California on this list tbh
9. Florida International University: $233,268,984

"In the aftermath of the George Floyd Murder" doesn't seem like a very responsible thing for a university to say during the actual trial imo
8. California State University, Northridge: $247,460,416

I said I'm tired of you, California
7. Georgia State University: $270,462,477

Move over Vaccine Passports, Diversity Passports are coming through!
6. Ivy Tech Community College Of Indiana: $274,738,455

Must be one hell of a community college.
5. Rutgers (NJ): $285,642,587

I guess I'm okay with it. They have to live in New Jersey.
4. Pennsylvania State University: $289,744,520

Guess they're still hurting from all those Sandusky lawsuits.
3. University Of Central Florida: $295,183,242

Sure wish we didn't give all this money to Universities pushing Kendi's lunacy
2. Miami Dade College: $324,483,408

They literally offer a class just called "Diversity" LOL
1. Arizona State University: $374,359,561

YOU DID IT ARIZONA STATE! YOU SNUCK IN AT THE END AND STOLE IT RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER CALIFORNIA, TEXAS, AND FLORIDA!

WAY TO GO!!!!

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