When adult women enlist you in some childish activity like the creation of a missing dog flyer or finding the owner of some dog they found on the street, assuming everyone finds this cute
And the only thought going through your head is "wish this bitch wasn't talking to me rn or kept this activity to just other women, wish she didnt pick up that stupid dog she saw on the street"
Hold on lemme stop everything....you found a dog? Gonna ignore the ringing phone and 6 other people with requests with tangible solutions and help you "find the owner" of an animal you picked up on the street rather than letting you deal with this problem you made up
Not only that but I have to PERFORM as if this CLOWN situation moves me as a display of your empathy, or else be banished to the shadow realm as an unfeeling sociopath
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