FBI just came by my house for a tweet to Ted Cruz.
I made all them mfers laugh.
Self promo. Wouldn’t you know it, everyone has a podcast and can exercise their good given rights to free speech.

LMK if y’all know any lawyers.
.@TipDrilSteve is the one who hooked me up. Give him some love.
And PTSD got me up tonight. I better do some chores at some point.
You think Cruz will come out since it’s nighttime and try to eat me?

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