Thread by @ArrBlair

ladder match
hell in a cell
heck in a sec
tonight we have all the delishus
fahr saus

#tacobell #livemás #tandelicioso #PayasoDeRodeo #getthosepuppies

Jom Bom Jody - Laymee Down in Bedda Roces
(prefect musik for SafewaY Burritothon):

In a silky suggestive manner, a mans consciounce awhelms his inner lifeboat toward the govorning shore of hid life's inner density.

no quincident this lyrics written along Tahnee Duddler, a man amongst men who have manned, a gentleman tickler, the freedom sampler, a true special delivery, lettuce pray

::bowce headin scientse::
(agreements reeched everythwere at once and a calm peacefuls the land)

::Belligerently Enters the Bed of Roses Hand Jive Zone with No Regard for the Aggressive Passage of Time or Pride Taken in White T-shirt collection holographic pit stainz (stain fast, stain first, let it set & forget)::

::The Jovi plane taxis slowing up behind JBJ waiting for his next set uplifting mini mobile commands. Begins loading a fresh batch of handclap powered neck & forehead massage maneuvers as a well-deserved spiritual reward for the World's Greatest Boss & Joviplane Owner Worldwide::

Joviplane gets reall happy when JBJ delivers the heartfelt line JBJ wrote just for him "Till the Bird on the Wire Flies Me Back to you" from way way back on his monster 1/26/93 big big hit BOR (Bedda Roces). Kinda brightens all of our days, big smiles for us to have on Joviplane.

::PowerBalad Victory Section is now Overarching::

Very careful here. Lots of power in this song portion, underscored by Sambora on Mountaintop Legendary Guitar Stance. Lotta power here, requires lots a respect.

We were all Slippery When Wet when the Times Called for it. 🎸⛰️🥃

Power Mountain Showdown. 🎶

Yoou fall off, land in bedda roces. No big deal.

Take a power stance, lean into the mountain. And let it rock your and roll. Music man Mayhem. Decisions for the undecided. Playgrounds for those who don't play games. Legends for those who are unknown.

Banalysis (continutes)

Lets think on the intro & the powerful foreshadowing enhancing all that is to come in next 6 minutes/42 seconds. A speeding truckload🚛 of Jersey powerbricks, pedal floored, heading over the George Washington Bridge toward your tranquil soul basket. #alma

And then there's the angry verse, I think we all remember [left-right, \n, left-right, esc]:

I wanna lay you down...
On a bed of nails...
Oh I wanna be...
::Sambora Mountaintop Guitar Powerstance Triumphant::

The Frenchkiss scene twist (temporal reversal to surprise & startle for gentle thrills, just flip the order these played in at the beginning to really add some zing to this classic progressive rock screening, [suggested volume: 14, brightness: 73%, contrast: "to taste"]):

Just an in-place recap to help you visualize the technical aspects of this (paste in the initial viewing here of the Frenchkiss scene in the original order, for convenient reference):

https://twitter.com/ArrBlair/status/1383334029013880837

Morning car exit scene-can serve as the outro depending on personal taste & the mood youre cultivating:

1-"To see through this ol' rusty pay phone (dirt chunks fall into ears from handset as JBJ Bandmates press phone to ear canal)"

2-"King's ransom in dimes I'd give each night"

Lil imprtance nuantce of nonsequiter trivion:

Many JBJ fans are convince original song title intent for this was Bad of Roses but the West Coast production crew came down hard on their creative drift citing: "Negative, this is negative, need less negative title for song succeed"

@threadreaderapp unroll this masterwork lostt & fund scroll, rosella tone rock