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Noble Brown🗡 Profile picture
@Sociopathlete
Apr 21, 2021 • 10 tweets • 4 min read • Read on X
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TWO MORE WEEKS TO FLATTEN THE CURVE, RIGHT?!?

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Care to explain this shit, @PhxChildrens???

@KariLake @FOX10Phoenix @JosephChaplik @merissahamilton @Sal_DiCiccio
instagram.com/tiffsellsaz?ig…
Thanks for the support

I'm not selling anything

This family is not mine

I came across this on Instagram, they're local to me, and I wanted it to get more attention

I'm sure they're overwhelmed by all this

I would follow them on their Instagram listed above for updates
Still not able to be with her newborn

@PhxChildrens will not ever get another dime from me

@Gambo987 not sure if you're doing any charity work here, may want to reconsider Image

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Noble Brown🗡 Profile picture
Aug 14, 2023
Between the time of Jason and the Argonauts and the rise of the Lord of the Rings, there was an age undreamed of. And unto this, Conan, destined to wear the jeweled crown of history's dumbest protagonist upon a troubled brow. It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let me tell you of the days of high cinema!

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First, a little backstory that you all should read - seriously, this thread is going to take a while for me to finish, and you'll want this context as we go along.

tl:dr - this movie isn't half as insane as it could have been

movieweb.com/conan-the-barb…
Understand this:

Conan being an absolute moron of a protagonist is not necessarily a bad thing

Trying to make your characters sound smart when you're a midwit will only make your story suck

Know your limits

In the high fantasy genre, action > pontification

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Noble Brown🗡 Profile picture
Jul 22, 2023
Barbie was unironically brilliant

Could actually red pill some dudes
Lessons from Barbie:

1. Women can have an absolutely perfect life and still find something to complain about

2. Women in charge of everything will absolutely and completely marginalize men

3. There's really no patriarchy today
4. Men will create their own utopia, and women will actually be happy not having to make decisions

5. Feminists will convince women to manipulate their men into fighting each other and screw up said utopia

6. Men are better at being brothers than women are at being sisters
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Noble Brown🗡 Profile picture
Jan 28, 2023
Which generation produced the greatest Batman?

The character has been portrayed a number of times in live-action media over the last ~60 years, with actors ranging from the Silent Generation to Millennials

Let's see how they stack up

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I will not be including animated portrayals

The point is to evaluate the entirety of the performance by one man, and if physicality is a metric, giving someone like Kevin Conroy a spot on this list says more about the animator in that regard

(consider this an honorable mention)
Silent Generation
Adam West - b.1928

The Silent Generation

A gap generation born during the Depression (when birth rates were low, making this a small group)

Too young for WW2, too old for Vietnam, and generally overlooked and unremarkable

Biden is the only Silent POTUS, FWIW
Read 19 tweets
Noble Brown🗡 Profile picture
Jan 28, 2023
Which generation produced the greatest Batman?

The character has been portrayed a number of times in live-action media over the last ~60 years, with actors ranging from the Silent Generation to Millennials

Let's see how they stack up

🧵
I will not be including animated portrayals

The point is to evaluate the entirety of the performance by one man, and if physicality is a metric, giving someone like Kevin Conroy a spot on this list says more about the animator in that regard

(consider this an honorable mention)
Silent Generation
Adam West - b.1928

The Silent Generation

A gap generation born during the Depression (when birth rates were low, making this a small group)

Too young for WW2, too old for Vietnam, and generally overlooked and unremarkable

Biden is the only Silent POTUS, FWIW
Read 10 tweets
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Mar 24, 2021
It's going to get worse

And if it gets better

It's going to take a while

But if we survive the next 20 years

The unintended consequences of what is happening today

Could actually be extremely favorable
Global elites play the long game

And they don't care if America (or any other nation)

Collapses along the way

Their wealth is not limited by petty international borders

They manufacture goods where the labor is cheapest and sell them where the consumers are most gullible
There were no better consumers than American Boomers

Full of disposable income they didn't earn

They were easily lulled into things like two-income households and birth control and credit card debt

All meant to enable more spending

Of course they passed it on to their kids
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Mar 23, 2021
Well-regulated actually means I should have the right as a civilian to own an A-10 Warthog, Jeffrey, but you're not intellectually prepared for that conversation
Me imagining a civilian militia comprised of a crowdfunded carrier group and full armored division, and how low my taxes would be from a government terrified of pissing it off...
Oh, the Russians are invading South Carolina?

Notify the @Rugged_Legacy 4th Flamethrower Battalion

Yes, it's just him and all of his kids

With flamethrowers
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