did you guys know theres a fish called the hornyhead chub
used to go fishing for these guys with my cousin in the creek behind his house

not a single joke was made, believe it or not
his head only gets horny during spawning season too
thought of it cause i saw this pic of a pinewoods shiner, which also gets lil tubercles on his head during breeding season

prettier tho
have also caught a few bluehead chubs while trout fishing

not quite as funny a name but
the diversity of minnows, chubs, daces and darters is an underrated part of america's wilds
also the largest north american minnow, the colorado pikeminnow, can get up to 6 feet long and weigh a 100 pounds

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