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2 May, 8 tweets, 2 min read
Neanderthals were more progressive than any college student could even conceive of being.
imagine making up the false construct of empathy when you had telepathy. Imagine wanting "post scarcity communism" surrounded by mega-fauna.
Neanderthal men had twelve inch dicks and elegantly coiffured Mohawks. They wore Abercrombie and Fitch, used extinct flowers as deodorant, welcomed illegal immigrants from Mars. Their hunter eyes needed no thick framed glasses, but they wore them sometimes for aesthetics.
Neanderthal Women had micrometer-wide vibrating grooved pussies and looked twenty well into their 100's. They dyed their hair with the bodily fluids of proto-homonid livestock and liked gaming in dreamtime just like the guys, but never made a big deal about it.
Neanderthals were anti-racist. They had bigger issues to deal with. They were dimensionalists, sure, but after snakes bled in from Stonehenge portal they knew Reptilians were slit-pupiled lying quacks who probably burned their tree of knowledge groves for insurance money
It didn't have to be like this. We could all be chilling on Mu rn. It's continent-rockets didn't have to liftoff. But some dorks got into eating plants and fruits by a reformed former non-Euclidian reptilian lifestyle guru, and the spirit energy vibes got all fucked up.
I just want my Super Lemon Haze Wetiko. I want to mainline Vril on an Atlantis Pleasure Cruise. imagine getting crossfaded on mortal sin and grace, getting hotboxed with ying & yang. Imagine just chilling watching the northern lights over Alabama.

Born in the wrong generation.

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2 May
true and untrue. IQ angle seems like useless demoralization that will just encourage potheads to keep smoking. Better to focus on promoting uppers and pointing out that it makes people boring and how all MSM seems to want you to do it.
all the studies they did with twins show that it doesn't decrease IQ but people who use it to begin with also tend to have lower IQ. probably also why some brain scan studies showed differences while others didn't. It's a kind of chicken and egg thing.
and tbh I'm wary of IQ as a useful psychometric altogether since science still has very little understanding of how the brain works and hopefully always will.
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