Accidentally spilled a tablespoon of ground chili powder on the ground and the Roomba helpfully zipped over but the powder was so fine that instead of sucking it up it created a weaponized red mist.
I could cry. But instead I must. Because I have been maced by a small disc shaped robot.
Terminator: Chili Dawn
There was an attempt
if my terrible robot failson does indeed kill me, i want the people to know it's @maridapr's fault.

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