So last night, one of these creatures that came out of my uterus snuck out to the garage for an extra popsicle.

Whichever it was (neither has confessed "wasn't me!" "wasn't me!") came back into the house WITHOUT CLOSING THE FUCKING FREEZER.
15 hours later, I just had to throw out $$$100s of food.

Farm sourced organic meat. Pork chops. Heritage pork bacon. Shrimp. Scallops. KING CRAB LEGS (sob!). Two whole free range chickens. Eight fillets of Alaskan cod. Two quarts of homemade leek soup. 6 pounds organic beef.

Not to mention three frozen pizzas, two huge bags of frozen berries, frozen jasmine rice, and on and on and on and on it goes.
So if you are in Southern California and you just heard someone screaming FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK at the top of her lungs behind a closed garage door.

It was me. It was completely, totally me.

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3 May
This is such phenomenal advice.

I will add that as I approach pub day on my first book, the work of PR to get it out there is massive.

I actually really like this part of the work, believe it or not.

And very shortly, I will sign with Penguin's speakers bureau.
I've never had a speaking agent before despite 10+ years of public speaking engagements.

I am prepared to sell the shit out of this book because I want it out to as many people as possible and because I believe in the work. I set out to write a legacy book with this one.
I love writing. Love it.

But/and I will add: the fact that I have been selling services online for 10+ years has helped a lot in the context of marketing.

I will sell this book six ways to Sunday in as many ways as possible because I've got that drive.
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3 May
My staff member just adopted these two and I am DEAD. Gah. Image
Collie/Aussie mix. Eeep.
Aaaaah! Image
Read 6 tweets
2 May
Walked past the stack of books that I am currently reading, re-reading or about to start and realized it’s quite a good mix, honestly.
Ok, ok, here’s the second currently being read pile.
and the third, under the lamp
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1 May
I have fallen down a hole on the FEC website.

It is fucking astonishing what people are taking off Super PACs, and how many of them are interlinked, and how many names pop up over and over again.

We need election funding reform so badly. My God. And not just for Republicans.
Relatedly, a public service announcement: when you think you are donating to a candidate or a cause, make sure you check EVERY TIME whether the money is being split with a Super PAC and know who they are and what they do and who runs them.

Including on Act Blue.
I urge every one to donate directly through a candidate's website.

And if you are donating to a PAC you know is on the level (like, say, @BlackVotersMtr), if the donation link shows another entity spliting with them, know who that entity is & who owns it & where the money goes.
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30 Apr
I’m sorry, but as a survivor of sexual assault that occurred when I was a teenager, I find that new Meidas ad offensive as hell.

What a disgusting, shameful exploitation. What a foul excuse for a political ad.

You, too, are trying to profit off Matt Gaetz’s rape.
Under no circumstances should folks on the left be making a salascious, sounds-like-porn ad to fundraiser off of Matt Gaetz’s rape even in jest.

@MeidasTouch, you should delete that shit immediately. You too @DefeatByTweet.

You made me want to vomit. I hope you’re proud.
Whoever dreamed up that content should be hung out to dry immediately.

You made an ad that made child rape sound like a phone sex line while thinking you were smart for criticizing him.
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30 Apr
Have reached the conclusion that every white person who is arguing with the semantics of #DefundthePolice and #AbolishthePolice is avoiding the issue rather than engaging with it.

If YOU don't know what it means, YOU should find out. Because trust me, once you do, you'll get it.
Also, saying "those words are a bad marketing message" is a hell of a way to avoid a discussion about white supremacy, police murder, and systematic racism.
Very classic white fragility and deflection, just in new clothing.
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