My day so far: Selfie, raised eyebrow, messy yard, one unlit cig behind my
The bins and gardening mess are mine- the mountain dew bottle is @ZeidenWil
This may be my most accurate selfie ever.

Clearly follow me for health, facial hair, and yard care tips.
You, too, can have eyebrow fuzz that meets your hairline and live in a hick wonderland.

One easy step.

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3 May
Love it when my neighbor has yard tantrums.

That mixed with the constant fires and explosives isn't at all unsettling.
Nothing quite so terrifying as a late 20 something white dude with MAGA issues, that lives with his mom and is constantly screaming at her and his ex whenever she drops off the kids, with pyro tendencies and seemingly unlimited access to explosives.
Meanwhile, the other white boys on my road, the chill ones, are constantly being harassed by the local sheriff for smoking/selling weed.
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