I hate arm day so much y'all... 🥵
👩🏻: "Don't you want strong muscles?"

👴🏼: "I already have strong muscles."

👩🏻: "Don't you want *stronger* muscles?"

👴🏼: "Not as much as I want fried chicken."

I would take leg day 6x a week over this
This is one of many reasons why we're friends 😂👊

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