More people should have the courtesy to scream when someone sticks them with an injection
I see all of y'all stoics just taking it quietly and let me tell you it's not a good look, life is pain, embrace it and share
And don't let any of them shame you either one time a nurse asked are you a kid to blubber like this for a small needle should I also get you a lollipop and I was like yes pls do you have cherry flavour that one is my fav in fact can I have 2 one in advance and 1 after
Can you believe it she just said NO ITS FOR THE KIDS ONLY like gimme my goddamn lollipop lady, you promised, or do you want me to blubber more

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4 May
TIL that Fox apparently plays on military bases, so if I understand this correctly, the US Armed Forces are currently paying subscriptions to a channel to broadcast to their members that their sitting Commander-in Chief is a usurper illegally occupying office who must be stopped?
If a serving member or officer stood up during dinner and yelled these same things out to the room multiple times every night would that be OK? And if not, how is paying for Hannity and Carlson to do that exact same thing every night at your troops permissible?
If an officer was insisting to his subordinates that the CIC was illegitimate and an anti-American radical who hates the nation, would that lead to consequences? If yes, how is officials paying to disseminate that to the whole base on a nightly basis not leading to them?
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unpopular opinion but I dunno how you can convince any parent that prioritising their child over a stranger is an unethical action. The actual solution is ramping up production & not letting foolish bottlenecks like pharma profit dreams create this sort of zero sum game to start
Is it unethical to prioritise my low risk child over a high risk adult? How about not prioritising pharma companies right to profit off vaccine tech, which is what is happening when you make it a choice between kids in A and adults in B instead of everyone everywhere vs profits
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