I woke up at five in the morning here to let our dogs out and they narrowly missed getting skunked. It’s good to be back in Los Angeles. I forgot what actual skunk smells like vs skunk weed. Skunk is bad.
We live up one of the canyons here. Deer. Coyote. Sometimes a mountain lion but not regularly. Birds every morning. It’s good.
Guys I haven’t been on the west side of Los Angeles in a while. I forget what I do when a skunk sticks up your yard. Do I call the police, do I post something on nextdoor, or do I talk about it with my therapist in my next Pilates/Spin/Yoga intervals class.
The smell still smells I feel personally attacked
The punch line is I was in the desert 14 months and I literally forgot what skunk smells like. Took me a damn minute to realize what was going on.

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