man i just wanna play thief
unfortunately my last save is running after a ghost in a fort full of zombies, situation less than ideal
update: stabbed a zombie in the back on the way down, ran past it while escaping and woke it up. friendly hammer fanatic came to help me, sandwiched me against the zombie in a hallway, and bludgeoned me to death
this feels honestly entirely in character for hammerites
okay this is my pledge i'm gonna *finally* get through the original thief despite how stressful i find the zombies in the second level
thief’s first mission is an absolute trip, like just fifty giant rooms with a shelf or some barrels, because that was how level designers rolled in the ‘90s

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