twizzlers have wheat in them. are they just very thin chewy red bread? discuss.
twizzlers are limp raspberry breadsticks
how about replying to me with stuff that's LESS funny than what i post. that would be nice, @luggozi
jfc the gall, upstaged in the thread smdh

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