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"Iran president: 'Main agreement' made with world powers to lift sanctions" thehill.com/policy/interna…
ISRAEL update
don't overuse the word War Crime

It should still mean something and not become oversaturated
DEFUMD TEH POLLICE though zerohedge.com/political/walg…
"Video: Gaza rockets lands in South Israel" -- via twitter.com/LocalFocus1/
CALL ME CRAZY but I don't think we're getting that ceasefire anymore
"Israeli warplanes destroyed a house for the Rajab family in the Shaima area in Beit Lahiya shortly before" -- via twitter.com/ShehabAgency/
OOOOOOOOOOOOO spicy drama alert AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH mediaite.com/tv/taylor-lore…
Death rate in England lowest since records began telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/05/2…
New Yorker could've avoided this if they were Crab people
Do you need more reminders the mainstream media SUCKS? Many such cases.
"Jews being attacked on Manhattan’s Upper East Side [but some commenter says this was Midtown]. Can’t say I didn’t see this coming" -- via twitter.com/michaldivon/
uh oh UN mad
Pictured below: a list of the options the United Nations has to make Israel and Gaza stop fighting
"Pentagon to surveil social media of US Service Members" reclaimthenet.org/pentagon-to-su…
🚨🚨ISRAEL GAZA CEASEFIRE MAYBE?!?!
"Thousands turn out for funeral of Muhammad Kiwan, age 17. Israeli police shot him 8 days ago in Umm al Fahm." -- via twitter.com/dianabuttu/
they really be trying for ceasefire
All this will lead to is people going $9999

That's how it works at the bank anyway
"Khan Yunis" -- via twitter.com/RealNewsIL/
(**Khan Yunis is a city in the southern Gaza Strip)
NEW YORK Governor Cuomo is unoriginal and steals Ohio's idea on how to encourage people to get vaccinated nypost.com/2021/05/20/nye…
yes money grows on trees
"Twitter finds racial bias in image-cropping AI" bbc.com/news/technolog…
MEDIA BIAS ALERT: CNN's "Chris Cuomo took part in strategy calls advising his brother, the New York governor, on how to respond to sexual harassment allegations" washingtonpost.com/politics/chris…
CONSUM PRODUCT
"Chinese authorities order video denials by Uyghurs of abuses" apnews.com/article/asia-p…

***"A text obtained by the AP shows that the videos are part of a government campaign that raises questions about the willingness of those filmed."
That's a perfect haircut for the person that David Hogg is turning out to be.
HEY ITS HERE

CEASE FIRE TIME NOW
"Girl purposely got blue slime on would-be kidnapper’s arms" apnews.com/article/fl-sta…
Ceasefire conditions
"Journalists typically do not engage in politics so that they can cover the news in an impartial manner." -- CNN.
cnn.com/2021/05/20/med…
dunno what that means for ceasefire
ooooo that's pretty lulzy
> United States blows billions of dollars on nonsense
> Turns down GREENLAND

This is a whole new level of shame
"Indian Covid-19 variant cases more than double in a week as fresh ‘triple mutant’ emerges in Yorkshire" inews.co.uk/news/politics/…
Nikole Hannah-Jones is good at using her imagination and making things up out of thin air.

"Whiteness is expandable when necessary" = "When I want to accuse something of racism, the bullshit rules I made up allow me to do that. Tee hee 😊"
ooof

(I'm pretty sure he's mocking you for working at CNN and not because of Israel)
"Moments earlier, a device went off in what is said to be in the #DiamondDistrict in NYC" -- via twitter.com/YossiGestetner/
"NYPD’s riot police aggressively arrest one pro palestinian rioter after they declared an unlawful assembly" -- via twitter.com/elaadeliahu
"Protest for Palestine taking place in Times Square NYC" -- via twitter.com/AnthonyVidalR/
31 seconds different angle of explosion (via twitter.com/GerardFilitti/)
NYC: Video of bystander reaction (via twitter.com/DiggsandCo/)
NYC: Helicopters flying overhead, also twerking (via twitter.com/DiggsandCo/)
"Bands of Palestinians driving through Manhattans Diamond District in search of Jews to harrass & confront. Outrageous & unacceptable" -- via twitter.com/ChaskelBennett/
🚨🚨"Pro-Palestine "protesters" in NYC threw a water bottle at a diner and his wife (I just missed getting it on video). The man threw the bottle back & the "protesters" spit on him & tried to attack him." --- via twitter.com/17AmericanTruth
Big Tech bias should be called BTB for short. theverge.com/2021/5/20/2244…

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