1/ Today has been difficult. A gun obsessed person threatens women on social media. A mother is arrested and charged for having opinions.

But Pride can and will be different.

We will win this because we are winning this, where there was a renaissance will be re-enlightenment
2/ The vast, shaking edifice or word play and bourgeoise pronoun parlour games will be seen for the sophistry and western foolishness it is. In place of email signatures will be inquiries to actual deeds, not words.
3/ We will teach children and adults who need to hear it that they are not born wrong, they were born beautiful and perfect and no programme or medical intervention can make them better than what they are.
4/ We will celebrate our progress, our marriages, our normality and happiness. We will be happy as movement that so much of what we want is in our palms. We will look not for offence, we will teach our young not to...
5/ We will say, if you are gay and someone innocently asks your wife’s name that it is not hate to say “oh I have a husband”. We will not make small victories of the failures or good intentions. We will teach people to be happy, not to seek persecution.
6/ we will say the last thing that needs to change about you is your body, you are perfect, only on the most extreme or cases should that be so. You must not change your body, society must change to accept you.
7/ we will retain the yin and yang of male and female. We will celebrate their opposite and complementary spirits and we will revel in the same sex appreciation of the same but never will we break down black and white walls to make a corporate great of human life.
8/ We will debate and let free our speech and nowhere will their be chains about it, we will not say a man who refuses to sleep with a man is a homophobe or any such foolishness, we will enjoy the inevitability are variety of humans
9/ we will not take to a board room or corporate sponsored event our ways of being human. We will take great pride in the subversive, fun, ingenious, hilarious and non conformists ways we can be who we are.
10/ We are trapped in a corporate boardroom now but there is a jungle beyond the window. We will smash it and make happy anarchy playing naked drunk in the branches of the trees.

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2/ Your secret meetings with government officials, your petulant edicts comparing people who dare to disagree with you to Nazis. I want no part of your cushy jobs or pet news papers or networks who speak for you. I don’t want to be part of a movement that says asexual is a thing
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