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Jun 9, 2021 9 tweets 5 min read Read on X
FATHER'S DAY SHOPPING GUIDE THREAD

You're sitting there, wondering what to get dad this year

And time is running out

You only have 11 days to go. What to do?

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First up, it's the MySlippers

Bc of course they are

Dad works hard. With 3-tiers of cushioning, give him something comfortable and supportive to rest his dogs when he's around the house.

Simple.

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Next up, you know it's the sleepwear

Waffle sets, thermal loungewear, and flannel options

Whatever the Dad in your life likes best, he's covered:

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Bath robes?

You know Dad would love a new bath robe

Give him the Supima cotton option, he'll love it
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Want to go all-out for Dad (and mom too)?

Take it to the next level

The complete mattress + sleep system. Both coil and foam options.

Includes 2 MyPillows AND the Giza Dream Sheets.
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Does dad have everything he needs?

Get something for Dad's best friend

Because he's worth it too

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Dad a reader?

Get him the book that inspired millions

Because with God all things are possible

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I'll end it where it all started - the classic MyPillow Official

Whatever size, whatever firmness he likes

It's time to upgrade dad's sleep system, which so many people overlook

Give him the gift of the best night's sleep in the whole wide world
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Use promocode Poso to unlock UNTOLD savings for US, UK, and Canada

Bc you don't need to go broke just hooking up dad

And while you're there, go ahead and treat yourself, too.

I won't tell anyone ;-)

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Aug 20
A Chicago lawyer recently passed away and in his belongings, photos of his trip across Route 66 in the 1950s were found

These are pictures of daily American life in the 1950s

Here is an average drugstore: Image
Route 66 ran from Chicago, IL to Santa Monica, CA running through Missouri, Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas, New Mexico and Arizona

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Jul 11
Biden is now 45 minutes late for his press conference after accidentally calling Zelensky ‘President Putin’
Full hour late now

Two hours later than original schedule
Biden’s up now. Reading the definition of NATO off the teleprompter. Giving war criminal Madeline Albright a glowing shout out
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May 14
Hundreds of millions of hryvnias could probably be stolen during the construction of fortifications in the Kharkiv region, where the RSNA is now actively advancing. Multi-million dollar contracts for the construction of fortifications, for which a total of 7 billion hryvnias were spent there, were transferred by Kharkiv OVA to front companies of avatars.

In particular, the department Housing and communal services (ZhKG) and the fuel and energy complex of the Kharkiv OVA concluded direct contracts for the supply of wood for fortifications with companies with signs of fictitiousness.

For 270 million for wood, information about which is classified, contracts were concluded with FOP Chaus I.O., LLC "Hertz Industry", LLC "Satisbud", LLC "ATT BUILD" and LLC "DEREVOOBROBNE PIDPRIEMSTVO VOSHOD".
All of them started making millions immediately within a few months of signing up. Classic - under direct contracts and without competitive procurement.

It so happened that the department of the Kharkiv OVA for defense procurement chose newly registered noname firms and private enterprises. Moreover, the owners of these firms do not resemble successful businessmen and businesswomen - they have dozens of court cases, from whiskey theft to domestic violence against a husband and mother, some of them are deprived of parental rights and have had enforcement proceedings for bank loans.

Another interesting detail - it seems that these beneficiaries do not even know that they are millionaires. After all, they continue to work in shifts "in the fields" and factories.

Once again: in OVA, direct contracts for wood for fortifications are concluded with companies whose "owners" do not even know that they are making millions. This is how military information is classified.Image
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These judges sound retarded
They’re not even trying to understand the argument or the legal history of our nation and our Constitution

They just want to Get Trump
“AHA but your client once said fmr presidents could be investigated”

“That was a tweet”

“But he said it!”

Why do we have DEI hire judges??
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Many, many people have observed that a party thrown for the sole purpose of giving meaning to a terrible pun, let alone such a party being thrown annually, is evidence of the barrenness, sterility, and essential misery of millennial culture. You might call it Millennial Malaise. No one who was capable of real laughter would, after all, be even tempted to laugh at “Hanksgiving.” However, lost in this (admittedly deserved) mockery is an understanding of how a generation raised on South Park and Family Guy could ever have been so thoroughly emasculated, both mentally and (often) physically, that they’d find this funny. And so, to that end, I come to explain the origins of “Hanksgiving,” not to mock it; or at least, not solely to mock it.
It's far from a Nobel Prize winning observation that the millennial generation is depressed. A popular observation about depression is that it is nothing but anger turned inwards, and when it comes to millennials, I have no reason to argue with that sentiment. However, unfortunately, for as many reasons as millennials have to be angry, they also lack any obvious way to fix those sources of anger. This has led it to metastasize into depression, which now masquerades as ironic detachment that somehow still manages to be cringe.
But why are they angry? Well, as an elder millennial myself (aka, Centennial), let me count the ways:

Firstly, over the past decades, the cost of living has ballooned, even as the cost of labor has stayed stagnant. In particular, homeownership and the ability to raise children are now thoroughly outside the price range of most young people, in part due to the fact that many colleges preyed on the hopes of millennials (and, more importantly, their parents) in order to get them to accept excessive loans with exorbitant interest rates. Many of those colleges, it should be noted, were the ones with the lowest salary potential. Many elite schools, on the other hand, leave students with comparatively little student debt. This means that it is often precisely the people who graduated with degrees in useless subjects, from schools that only look impressive to Barista hiring managers, who have the highest amount of debt: debt which they can never escape, even in bankruptcy, and which has the power to wipe out a huge amount of their earning potential, and thus their potential for upward mobility. Yet hope and maturation are both intrinsically tied to the chance for upward mobility, and absent both, you get a powder keg of childish rage turned to fatalism.
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Napoleon is so bad holy shlit you need to avoid this steaming pile of garbage
Portrays him as deranged. And just jumps randomly from event to event. Like a Wikipedia article. Theres no narrative or explanation. Focus is all Josephine. All the battle scenes are just the trailer clips you already saw
Joaquin Phoenix totally phones it in too, gotta say
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