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Jack Poso 🇺🇸

Jun 9, 2021 • 9 tweets • 5 min read • Read on X

FATHER'S DAY SHOPPING GUIDE THREAD

You're sitting there, wondering what to get dad this year

And time is running out

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Dad a reader?

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I'll end it where it all started - the classic MyPillow Official

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It's time to upgrade dad's sleep system, which so many people overlook

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And while you're there, go ahead and treat yourself, too.

I won't tell anyone ;-)

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