10 months ago I had 800 followers.

Today I have 800 followers.

Here are 11.5 tips to not grow a small account:
1. Tweet irregularly.

I find inconsistency is the key.
2. Be funny, but not too funny.

Write for a specific audience. Say, an 800 person audience.
3. Make threads

Threads, like froot by the foot, are super fun to unroll.

The best threads use icons. 😜😜
4. Find your niche

Don't post about the World Series when you can post about the underwater Ukranian chess championships.

Remember it's about the quality, not quantity, of followers.
11. Skip ahead to the end

Narratives are overrated.

Some times you can skip a few steps.
12. Half-commit

If a joke is only sort of working, don't be afraid to give up, you don't have to see
Dang it, @iamsophiegray put me over to 801
I'm up like 800% ARR in the past 12minutes
I mean, if I get to 900 followers, do I have to unlock additional benefits like on Patreon?

I'm dizzy, these new heights, this rarefied air.
I'm just going to call this specific follower a victory

what else is there to achieve?

Reader: @ImOLDDontFollow ... IS FOLLOWING ME
Hmmm... I think I'm

overthrow the popular medium
accidentally be popular
---> here <---
trade popularity for authenticity

looking forward to step 3

(this is also the plot for She's All That)
look at these 1.6K people

smashing the like button without a follow

how do you sleep at night
some people from the Ukraine started following me?


i am sorry to disappoint you

that's problem my one kyiv-oriented reference of the year

(well after this one)
doge coin energy here

now that I'm over 1k followers

i just wanted to hop on here and say


i have been working hard

on my e-book

literally minutes in the making

here we go (deep breath)

would you all retweet for me?

now that i'm over 1k followers

a lot of people ask me

all the time in fact

can we get an e-book?

yes, yes you can

Now that I'm over 2k

I have to make this legit

Please visit me at 800followers.online

(I may not have thought this strategy through)
Now that I'm over 2k

I have to make this legit

Please visit me at 800followers.online

(I may not have thought this strategy through)
Now that I'm over 2k

I have to make this legit

Please visit me at 800followers.online

(I may not have thought this strategy through)
fixed it

please visit me at 800followers.online
9.2K likes > 2.5k followers

you people are monsters
You knew it was coming.

The new thread about 3x-ing your followers in 22.5 hours!

holy smokes

we might clear 3k

what is going on
what is even happening

1.1M impressions???

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10 Jun
22.5 hours ago, I had 800 followers

Now, I have 2500+

Here are 12 things I learned about going viral

The final thread for today, you wonderful lunatics 🧵
Backstory: while I was making dinner, I saw this tweet thread below

i basically applied these techniques but without any real content, which became its own magic trick /1

my original thread took me about 4 minutes to write

it actually took me 30 minutes to get the first +1 follow, forever immortalized here: (h/t to @iamsophiegray) /2

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