once again, John McCain was a scumbag

he was a shitty pilot whose crashes would have ended anyone whose daddy wasn't an admiral

after shittily piloting an A-4 into the ground, he volunteered info for better treatment

he wrote by hand a confession for NVA propaganda

he left Vietnam to find his wife, crippled in a car wreck, was fat, so he screwed anything that moved for a few years

this included a rich lady

he took a bunch of money from a corrupt banker, and then ran for president

during the campaign, rumors arose the rich lady loved dope
he said of the rumormongers, "I believe that there is a special place in hell for people like those"

(the rich lady, now his wife, had been stealing pills from a medical charity because she enjoyed opioid intoxication. someone at the charity found out, so she got him fired)
the charity folded

he ran for president again and lost in a landslide to a half-term senator

then he gave forged documents to the FBI

he has many children from various marriages
he died. the Vietnamese prison commandant whose career was aided by McCain's propaganda said nice things about him

his corpse was dragged around the country for 10 days and eventually deposited in maryland
in 2018, his name was added to his father's and grandfather's on the USS John S. McCain. He thus became the lowest-ranking USNA graduate ever to have a ship named for him

it fled a Russian destroyer in 2020, continuing the McCain legacy of producing anti-American propaganda
he his survived by his son Jack, 33, who has nearly a year of private-sector sinecure experience

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