Tomorrow I will lead a day of Thawne-ian celebration. Feel free to join in with your own nonsensical remarks indignantly conflating pop culture with random bullshit with all the reverence of Nancy Pelosi wearing kente clothes as a nod to how fking stupid the peasants are.
Put a cactus in your name, perhaps with a suffix of ‘Thawne’ and make an incoherent scene mocking the world for taking itself seriously.

Tomorrow we remember Thawne by driving discourse into the gutter because decency can go fk itself.
It’s a sane response to a fking stupid world that doesn’t deserve to be regarded with anything remotely reverent.

Tomorrow we burn down the discourse bc nothing is this precious. Sacred cows are fking degenerates. Tradition is gay.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
YOU’RE NOT EVEN MY REAL MOM.

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@JordanSanchezCA We’re all super important people on Twitter taking the world and our reputation VERY seriously. OMG. 🤷🏿‍♀️

If I was Muhammad I’d obviously allow the Sunnah to misunderstand the elitist gossip documented within the ahadiths. Who knows, there’s a long precedent of caution when it
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@JordanSanchezCA Comes to figurative representation of holy people. One man’s idol is another man’s fatwa…and I’m not gonna say I DIDN’T criticize the visual representation of living things. Who knows, amiright? That said, the hadiths are a curious bunch of discourse.
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@JordanSanchezCA I think everyone knows about not drawing me. It’s dangerous. Even tho there is no explicit instruction in the Quran on the matter - the sunnah revere these foundational hadiths…while the Shiites could take em or leave em. Like the Apocrypha & the Maccabees.
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@SeditionHunters @WhoseBusiness @LieLikeCheeto Lol!

Last year Antifa/BLM caused a mostly peaceful 2-3 billion dollars in damage. At least 41 people were killed. >3,000 police were injured. 15-20,000 ppl were arrested. There were curfews in place in over 220 different cities across the country while the national Guard
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And I still don’t think these people deserve even remotely the punishment you’re trying to dish out over Jan 6.

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Well? In the void does he hope? Does the void? Is this all sentimental bullshit; the loneliness of death? The death rattle of Tiamat?

DO HE LOVE EVERYBODY.
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They’re not calling you a Nazi or a racist because they made a mistake. They’re calling you a Nazi because they don’t want your countrymen to be squeamish when they use force against you.
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I don’t get ppl like @brad_polumbo, etc…who think they’re a voice of ‘reason’.

If ur gonna try and appeal to some abstraction like ‘honor’ and ‘principles’ so that you can die with the knowledge that you stood for ‘decency’…that’s great and all if the debate is about truth.
I just think you’re fucking stupid & irresponsible if you can’t tell the difference between ‘being wrong’ and calling your enemy a ‘Nazi’ while trying to rally the public mob to infringe on your own liberties.
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Stop acting like the people calling you a Nazi have misunderstood you.

That’s not an error you make.

They’re fighting you and they’re willing to lie, cheat and use whatever force necessary bc they’re not trying to be right or find the truth - they’re after power.
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You don’t fight violence with good manners. If you keep turning the other cheek while your liberties are suspended…what the fuck good is your honor when you’re dead and your kids are left without liberty because you thought you could keep turning the other cheek in a war?
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