Thread by @dreamjens

210617 #MARK, #JAEMIN and #CHENLE huya live translation thread 🐯🐰🐱🎮

(i will be watching from mark’s broadcast!)

basic huya rules before the broadcast starts: they’ll be playing pubg for an hour, if they win within the hour then they’ll get a prize from huya, if they don’t they’ll have to do a penalty written by themselves. +

+ after the pubg session is over, they’ll play a game of pictionary and have a qna session before ending. for the pictionary game, whoever’s broadcast gets the correct answer (in the comments) wins, and the winning member will have to share a tmi!

i’ll try my best to translate everything as detailed as i can but if there’s overlapping audio or if my stream lags, there might be slight errors or i might miss out on some parts!! please understand >.<

oh and also should they lose, one member is chosen to do the penalty!!!

they’re introducing themselves right now!!

chenle keeps laughing at everything mark says😂

JM: what are your thoughts on doing huya for the first time?
MK: i was actually wondering when i would appear on huya, and this time i’m probably going to depend on JM and CL (to win)
CL: you did well~

MK: i’m actually so sorry but where do you watch this?
CL: 😦😦 uhhh i think you watch on huya???
(translator jiejie explains)

MK: i know a lot of ppl think i’m not a good gamer, but i plan on breaking that view today ^^
CL: (strokes his head) CUTE!!!

JM: (says something in broken pitched)
translator jiejie: 🤕
translator jiejie: (repeats in chn and in the same tone)
MK: what is this place?/??/?/

they’re going to write penalties rn!

oh and also just now mark was gonna say the script about how long they’re gonna game but he forgot how long they play pubg for and jaemin yelled ONE HOUR in his face😭

chenle wrote a really good penalty (in his opinion) and he kept yelling in satisfaction hh

MK: don't look at what i'm writing, it's a secret!
CL: okay!
CL + JM:

mark’s reading the script abt huya rundown and he looks like he’s learning all the info abt what goes on during huya for the first time😭😭😭😭 did no one brief him beforehand

JM: when we say YI FEN ZHONG HOU CHOU JIANG! (raffle in one min in chn) -
MK: ????😂😂😂
JM: -IT MEANS THE RAFFLE IS IN ONE MINUTE!
MK: yi fen zhong hou chou jiang?
CL: (correcting his pitches) yi fen zhong hou chou jiang!
MK: YI FEN ZHONG HOU CHOU JIANG!!!

MK: shall we start?
JM: OI
CL+MK: ????
JM: YI FEN ZHONG HOU (after one min)
CL: chou jiang?
JM: NO!!! YI FEN ZHONG HOU NA JAEMIN SHI JIAN (it’s jaemin time after one minute)! (t/n: it’s 8:13 in kr)
CL: (mass confusion)
MK: it’s your birthday??
JM: yeah
MK: (sings bday song)

they’re starting the first game soon!!

JM: (@ translator jiejie) what’s prank in chinese again?
translator jiejie: pian ren!
JM: pian ren?
translator jiejie: yeah
JM: raffle in one minute! pian ren~😈

JM: (in chn) one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight-

(pause)

JM: (bass boosted) NIIIIIIIINE

MK: let’s go guys!! let’s show them who we are!! LET’S SHOW THEM WHO WE ARE!!!!!

jaemin, mark and chenle are player A, B and C respectively

JM alr got hit!! (chenle is otw to save him)

MK was wandering arnd, bumps into enemy + gets hit

MK: WOAH WOAH WOAH WHO IS THIS WHO IS THIS?-??/?-
(literally stays rooted in the spot)
MK: WOAHHHHHH
(MK dies)

MK: i didn’t even get to start!!!!🤧
CL: CUUUUTE

CL kills the person who killed MK and saved JM

MK: no but i didn’t even get to do anything.. i didn’t know that person (who hit me) wasn’t you (@ CL)
CL: cute……

CL keeps laughing i think he’s still laughing abt how MK died literally seconds into the game😭😭😭

CL: (really loudly) let’s go kill someone!!
MK: (starts laughing)
CL: ???
MK: no i just thought abt when the game just started and u told me there’s someone nearby i literally whispered “there’s someone nearby?” to you…. i was so invested in the game already😂😂😂😂

CL is at 5 kills alr!!

JM was driving around and they all probably thought he was driving in a car but he just pulled up next to CL on a scooter😭

MK: wow i’m really speechless…😂

CL’S SUDDENLY ASKING THE STAFF IF THEY’RE MARRIED OUT OF NOWHERE HELLO?!-?/?-???

JM WON’T STOP BEEPING HIS DAMN SCOOTER NEXT TO CL?? LITERALLY EVERYONE WILL KNOW WHERE YOU ARE WTF😭😭

i think mark really has never played pubg before… a plane flew by and he thought it was a car😭 and he just said the footsteps sound effect is cute….

CL: (starts shooting at someone)
MK: wOAHHH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAHHH
CL: (sighs)
MK: they didn’t die??? woah…….
CL: (starts shooting again)
MK: y’all are kinda good at this.. oh hide, hide!!!

MK: okay!!!! welcome to mark’s show! well i really didn’t expect everyone to be waiting for me… (in chn) i think your love…. very beautiful…..
MK: i know you wanted to see how bad i play.. and to be honest i want to too!!!

CL: OMG I GOT HIT!-!.!/!
MK: (picks up phone to screen that CL died) OH!!!!! OH NO!!!!!

(t/n: mark said “mark and the killer’s show” instead of “mark’s show”! i forgot to type the rest lol)

they’re starting the second game rn!! also they’re talking about calling chenle’s cousin (who’s good at playing pubg) to go online and play with them so they have a bigger chance at winning😂😂

MK: (picks up QBZ gun) OH QBZ???? I LOVE THIS GUN!!!
CL: you love that gun?? cute…

OH NOOOOO CL AND JM DIED MK IS HARD CARRYING THE TEAM NOW

MK: OH NO!! i’m hard carrying??? OH NO!!
CL: SHOW US WHAT YOU GOT MARK!!
(MK dies)

MK: oh!! why did this close! (he accidentally went back to the homescreen in his shock at dying😭)

THE STAFF PERMITTED THEM TO CALL CL’S COUSIN TO PLAY WITH THEM!!!!!! CL SAYS HE’LL CALL HIM AFTER THEIR THIRD ROUND

translator jiejie: quick quick!! call him!!!!!
CL: i’ll do it after this round!
translator jiejie: then die quickly this time!!

translator jiejie wants them to win so bad😭😭

the third round is starting!!!

(t/n: take a shot whenever chenle calls mark cute)

JM gets hit

JM: (whining) aauhshahanangnsn
CL: (in eng) don’t worry! i got you! i’m here!

(JM dies)

wait CL just realised JM died😭😭 i thought he was on his way to save him but he was just saying it for the sake of saying it??????

they left the game and CL’s contacting his cousin rn i think!

CL’S COUSIN IS HERE LET’S GEDDIT

MK: (zoning out)
CL: I SAID GET READY!!!!
MK: :o
CL (ft. JM):

round 4 started (ft. CL’s cousin)

HELP MK WALKED INTO A HOUSE W ENEMIES THERE AND HE WAS SO SHOCKED HE KEPT GOING WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH AND SHOOTING RANDOMLY😭😭 BUT HE’S STILL ALIVE

CL died and CL’s cousin died shortly after…
CL: yeah we’re definitely a family..
MK: wait CL’s uncle is here??? ooh shushu (uncle in chn) i’ll show it t you!!!!! (in eng) I’LL AVENGE YOUR UNCLE!!!!!

MK somehow managed to survive till the end btw but he just died and they’re starting the fifth round soon 😂

ok the fifth round is starting now

JM: ooh so many many people~~~~!
translator jiejie: repeats in chn
JM: many many people↗️↗️↗️!!!!
translator jiejie: repeats in chn

JM alr died 😂

CL gets shot

MK: (runs towards him)
MK: (in eng) I GOTCHU I GOTCHU!!! I GOTCHU MAN!!!!!

(MK successfully saves CL)

CL: (in chn) you’re kinda useful ^^

MK: but you know like..
CL: (screams)
MK: no i gotchu i gotchu i gotchu man!

huya staff: (laughs)

MK successfully made it into the second safe zone!!!

CL: get on the car!
MK: don’t worry dont worry i gotchu.. is this your car?
CL: yeah get in

(passes by an airdrop)
MK: ooh what’s this it looks kinda fun!! let’s eat it together!

oh fck MK got in the driver’s seat by accident and HE CANNOT DRIVE FOR SHT

CL: GET OUT OF THE CAR GET OUT GET OUT!!!!
MK: no but is this the right direction?
CL: GET OUTTTTT IF WE DIE BECAUSE OF YOU-
MK: (ignores CL and keeps driving, bumping into trees and rocks)
CL: (head in hands)

CL and MK died .. bc MK drove them to a bad spot….. and then CL’s cousin managed to get another kill before he died as well 😂

CL: please for the love of god don't drive anymore
MK: no i actually just wanted to ride in the car... but i didn't know i would be driving...
CL: (laughs) ahh it's okay it's okay, it's just a game~

the sixth round starts (also ft. CL’s cousin)

CL and MK alr died… and JM and CL’s cousin their last hope (bc this is pretty much their last game before their pubg session ends)

CL’s cousin is GOOD at pubg.. he alr got 3 kills

:o right when i said that CL’s cousin got hit.. but JM saved him!!!

CL and MK are starting on taking their polaroids alr!!

CL: (handing MK his polaroid camera) are you a baby!
MK: huh?
CL: yeah, you’re a baby that’s right!

CL’s cousin is at 5 kills rn!!!!! JM saved him for the second time (JM’s playing really quietly rn he’s super focused)

omggg CL’s cousin is at 6 kills!!!!!

MK: woah i kinda feel like i’m at a PC room (giggles)

JM died and now they’re gonna play one last round before their pubg session is officially over :)
(CL’s cousin is alr on standby this is actually so funny)

the seventh round started!

MK: (in chn) do you guys want it? do you want it?

mark what😂😂😂

also btw i don’t think anyone corrected mark after he called chenle’s cousin his uncle 😂😂

OMG MK FIRST KILL

CL’s cousin dies rigjt in front of MK
MK: oh i was gonna save you🥲 (in kr) I’LL AVENGE YOU!!!

CL gets hit

MK: i gotchu i gotchu!!! wait where are you (runs in random directions)
CL: I’M RIGHT ABOVE YOU?-??/
MK: okay i’m coming im coming!! i gotchu!!!!!!

(MK saves CL)

HELP JM AND CL BOTH GOT HIT

MK: I GOTCHU I’LL SAVE YOU!!
JM: we’re rIGHT HERE!!!!!!
MK: i’ll save you!!
(enemy appears)
MK: OH NO OH NO!!!
(they all die)
JM: YI FEN ZHONG HOU CHOU JIANG!!!!!!!!

mk and cl losing it while jm takes his polaroids

ok they’re playing one really really last round now bc cl insisted 😂

eighth round begins!

(they land in a really isolated area)
MK: woah this is really nice yeah let’s start slowly!!!!!!

CL’s cousin is, yet again, assisting them btw

MK: i think the positioning (of the buttons) doesn’t really match my hands… do y’all use ur left hands to shoot?
CL: i can use both!

omg mark is following behind chenle’s cousin this round in case anything happens to him so he can save him… because in the last round he didn’t manage to save him😭😭😭😭

MK keeps shooting accidentally lmao

CL: MK where are you??
MK: uh i’m.. i’m over here
CL: come back here don’t go around yourself you have to stick with us don’t be on your own

mark just realised that the cars play music when you drive them……😭

MK has TWO guns this time round btw!!!! good for him good for him!!!!!!

mark’s still following behind chenle’s cousin btw…. why is he so goddamn cute

uh mark??? chenle’s cousin is INJURED and RIGHT NEXT TO YOU WHY AREN’T YOU SAVING HIM WHAT WAS THE POINT OF FOLLOWING HIM AROUND HELPPPP

someone else saved chenle’s cousin btw dw

they got on a car, jaemin’s driving and mark’s kinda amazed at jaemin’s driving skills

MK: i really need to stay close to (chenle’s) cousin

…😭

when i tell you chenle’s cousin literally walked over to where mark was just now so he could be saved.. and mark just.. threw another grenade across the road and then.. turned around…..😭😭😭

they’re down to 7 people and THE ENTIRE TEAM OF 4 ARE STILL ALIVE!!!!!!!

MK: woah we’re kinda really cool this round!!!!

ONE LAST PERSON TO GO

MK JUST REALISED THEY ONLY HAVE ONE PERSON LEFT TO KILL

MK: OMG WE ONLY HAVE ONE PERSON LEFT TO GO??? CAN I KILL THEM????

MARK'S FIRST PUBG WIN (on huya live) IT'S A PARTY!!!

MK: is this the first time we won on huya???
CL: no…

the prize from huya are gundam figures and jaemle are letting him pick the one he wants first!!

MK: (@ JM) which one do you want?
JM: no it’s okay i don’t really need it, i’ll give it to jeno maybe???? i’ll end up not opening it most probably

they’re moving straight on to the qna session!! (bc they took too long with pubg)

JM's first q: how do you like to dress normally? do you dress prettily or more comfortably?
JM: i dress like an uncle normally, but when i need to dress nicely i do that too

MK's first q: since CL's your father, whose dad do you want to be?
MK: renjun? i think would really love talking to him, he's really cute.
CL: so i'm renjun's grandpa?
JM: wait think about it... chenle's 20 yo, and mark's 2 years older... so chenle had mark at.. -2 yo?
+

JM: and mark's renjun's dad, so mark had renjun at... 1 years old????
CL + MK: (completely losing it)
MK: wait no, if chenle's my dad and renjun's my son.. then whose son is jaemin?

i completely missed chenle's first q im so sorry

JM's second q: what did you buy recently?
JM mentioned something edible i think bjksd

MK's second q: can you describe being 23 years old (kr age) in one sentence?
(my stream broke and i missed his answer)

CL's second q: when's your next cover?
CL: maybe after hello future promotions i'll work really hard and make one?? the next song i'll cover will definitely be a song that i really like!

JM's third q: are there any places you want to travel to or travel spots you'd like to recommend in kr?
JM:......
JM:.......
JM: (bass boosted) PARIS!!!!!!!!
JM: and i would recommend travelling to busan in kr, busan is really big...

MK's third q: are there any good dramas you're watching lately?
MK: well, tbh there really isn't, but i heard jisung's really enjoying "my mister" lately.. i was going to watch it with him but i ended up not doing so

CL's third q was sth along the lines of "is there anything nice that comes with being an adult?"
CL: having beer before bed^^

JM's fourth q is about any dream he rmrs he had lately and JM answered really vaguely implying he didn't have a dream...

MK's fourth q: are there any good methods to destress?
CL: oh there's nothing hard bothering our darling though!
MK: well first of all sleep a lot!!!! if you have the energy you'll be able to sort things out easier :)

they keep talking over each other and i could not for the love of god hear chenle's last question i'm so sorry ... but now they're reading their fan leaderboards😭

HELP mark keeps pronouncing the things wrong and translator jiejie was correcting him but chenle got impatient and stepped in and mark looks so frustrated😭😭

they're finally wrapping up!!!

MK: woah actually i had a really fulfilling time today... but really whose son is jaemin though.. he's a bunny, maybe he's a pet.. anyway!! i had a really fun time today, thank you

CL: but did you know? next week's episode is the last episode of season 12 already!!!
MK: THERE ARE 12 SEASONS?????

help translator jiejie translated everything without missing a Single thing and they were so shocked.. and translator jiejie literally went "i'm a professional!!!"

JM: (singing???) thank you everyone for coming and having a good time with usssssssssssssss
translator jiejie: (translates resignedly)

MK: okay everyone!! have a good dream tonight!!!! goodbye!! thank you! thank you all!!!

-end-

tysm for joining me on this wild ride yet again (+ hello markzens hope u had fun!).. i'm sorry for missing out on some details but i hope you enjoyed today's broadcast!! i'll probably be translating the last episode too :) have a good night / enjoy the rest of your day!!