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Jun 28, 2021 • 5 tweets • 2 min read • Read on X
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After literally years of seeing this advertised on the highway, we finally stopped off the road to check this place out. Because who doesn't like candles? The Warm Glow Candle Company Outlet Store
The interior looks exactly as you would expect it to. Candles and rural Americana. It smelled FABULOUS. If you like wax and knick knacks, this is your store!
Seriously considered getting that wreath up there at the top. Massive "fall harvest" wreath.
What a lovely way to tell your friend you want to kill them and display their corpse! "if friends were flowers I would pick you."
Did I get a candle? You know I did! It's an orange cranberry candle!

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May 13, 2023
1. To reiterate this once again for everyone: If you see me blurbing a book, it's because I have actually read the fucking thing and I liked it enough to say so in public. I (and I daresay Neil) don't have to blurb a goddamned thing for self-promotion. "My own view on this i...
2. A blurb won't make or break a book, but they certainly can have an effect on the margins - several is the time where someone has told me they found a new favorite book because they saw my blurb for it and that helped them to take a chance on it. That makes me happy. It worked.
3. I think it's easy to be cynical about blurbs and I think it's reasonable to take them with a grain of salt (the bit about good authors sometimes having bad taste is... not wrong). But the heart of blurbing is authors being actual READERS and being excited to share new books.
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Jan 19, 2023
Well, fuck, guess I'll never be allowed to talk to Texas kids either. Ain't that some shit.

lithub.com/emma-straub-go…
I remember 4th grade being the year the kids at Ben Lomond Elementary decided they were incorporating swear words into their vocabulary, and I have never heard more and more consistent swearing before or since. So, yes, Texas parents, your precious children have let "fuck" fly.
Note to self: Write into appearance contracts that if I'm "disinvited" to an event, that I'm still to be paid my appearance fee plus all non-refundable expenses (air fare, etc). If nothing else, it will cut down on bullshit invites from snowflaky sorts.
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Jan 3, 2023
1. So, a thread on where I am with Twitter right now, and how, at the moment, I'm going to be using it. Don't worry, there's a cat picture at the end of it.
2. First, I'm of two minds of Twitter's immediate survival. Anecdotally it feels like the follower bloodletting has subsided a bit, which is good, but the actual technological foundation is crumbling more rapidly, which is bad. Musk is closing data centers and not paying rent...
3. ... or paying key creditors, which means absolutely nothing good. It's entirely possible Twitter blows up simply from tech neglect and/or lack of capacity and/or employees getting sick of having to bring their own toilet paper because Musk fired the janitors...
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Dec 20, 2022
THREAD: I've had people ask, given the general ridiculousness, mercuriality and fascist-friendly demeanor of Twitter's current owner, if I intend to stick around. So, here's the current state of my thinking, and why, for now, the answer is yes.
First, bluntly, I don't expect the current owner will remain the current owner for very long. He's losing too much money and he's damaged the product too much for it to become profitable for him. If he still owns it in a year, I'll be mildly surprised; in two, very surprised.
(If he still owns it in two years, it's because he's tried to use Twitter to become a kingmaker in the 2024 election cycle. While I don't think that's going to be great for anyone, I also suspect the body politic will have a few more antibodies against that kind of fuckery.)
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Dec 2, 2022
1. Because I think it'll be fun, I'm going to do a daily advent-like calendar of AI images made from Christmas-themed text prompts, and make it into a thread. Also, to support actual artists and the impact their art can have, I have donated to @RxArtInc:

rxart.net
2. From the mission statement of @RxArtInc: "RxART commissions established contemporary artists to transform children’s hospital settings into engaging and uplifting healing environments." That seems like a worthy goal and worth donating to.

rxart.net/support/projec… Some of the art RxArt has commissioned from artists, to live
3. If you enjoy the thread of (sometimes weird but hopefully fun) images I'll be posting here, I hope you'll consider donating to @rxart and/or other visual arts-related charities near you, and also supporting actual artists and their buying their work. Support art and artists!
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Nov 27, 2022
The prompt was "A baby in a manger but the manger was designed by Jony Ive" and, Jesus (no pun intended), AI-generated art got smart fast

(It's @midjourney, in case you were wondering) The manger is a minimalist cube, because of course it is.
Another baby in a manger, this one designed by Frank Gehry It's all swoops and bizarre angles.
This manger is from Philip Johnson, and for the sake of propriety, I assume the rest of the puppy is on the other side of the swaddling blanket It's a glass dome, actually more like a snow globe (but with
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