Today in pulp... some short-lived '80s hi-tech action heroes. These people aren't Knight Rider or Airwolf: they're the other guys!
Let's start with Automan.
Launched in 1983 Automan was Glen A. Larson's attempt to cash in on both the computer games craze and Disney's stylish movie Tron.
Neither of which were in good shape by 1983...
Automan starred Desi Arnaz, Jr. as a police computer whizz who created a holographic detective (played by Chuck Wagner) who sadly could only fight crime at night, due to the huge amounts of electricity needed to make him appear.
Helped by 'hilarious' sidekick Cursor, Automan could hack into any computer system. Given it was 1983 the encryption protection he had to overcome was probably pretty minimal.
Automan had a fabulous glowing costume like Tron, made of highly reflective material by 3M and buffed up in post-production using chromakey.
He also had a Lamborghini Countach that could turn at 90 degree angles, plus a helicopter and also a guitar, all created by Cursor's holographic wizardry.
Alas not even a guest appearance by Laura Brannigan could save Automan from being cancelled after only 12 episodes.
Still, it cared better than Glen A. Larson's other action series...
Manimal, launched in 1983, starred Simon MacCorkindale as Dr Jonathan Chase, an explorer and zoologist with an amazing secret power!
Chase, for reasons not really explained, could change himself into any animal through the power of his mind. Usually he turned into a hawk or a panther, but technically nothing was off-limits.
Although Dr Chase used his shape-shifting powers to fight crime nothing could defeat the terrible ratings the series endured. It was paused after four episodes and cancelled after eight. A Will Ferrell movie reboot is apparently in the works.
Misfits of Science managed to last a little longer. Launched with a TV movie in 1985 it was a goofy X-Men kind of programme that never really found its footing.
Dean Paul Martin (son of Dean Martin) played Dr. Billy Hayes, head of the Humanidyne Institute who was "looking for a few good heroes ready to have a blast!"
His team of super-powered misfits included rock star Johnny B, who gained the power of electricity after he electrocuted himself on stage, and Elvin "El" Lincoln who could shrink himself to 11 inches tall by pressing the back of his neck.
The show is best remembered for featuring a young Courteney Cox as troubled telekinetic teen Gloria Dinallo. She was like Stephen King's Carrie, except with more jokes.
Misfits of Science squeezed out an impressive 16 episodes before the series was canned due to poor ratings in 1986. Not even Monica Geller could save it.
At this point we must spare a thought for Blue Thunder, the 1984 TV spin-off from the under-rated Roy Scheider movie of the same name.
On paper it looked like a winner...
James Farentino played police pilot Frank Chaney who, with his heavily moustachioed team, fought bad guys with their cool helicopter gunship Blue Thunder!
Blue Thunder was actually a French Aérospatiale Gazelle with some fancy fittings, and whilst it was pretty fast it did however have one glaring fault...
... it wasn't Airwolf! CBS's rival 'copter show had better plots and a better theme tune. Blue Thunder knew it was beaten and the show was cancelled after eleven episodes.
Street Hawk was kinda like Airwolf but on a motorbike. Launched in 1985 it had a cool theme tune by Tangerine Dream and starred Rex Smith as police officer and amateur dirt-bike racer Jesse Mach.
Street Hawk was shrouded in mystery. To the press he was a dangerous vigilante, but in reality Mach was working for a secret government outfit trying to rid the streets of crime.
The Street Hawk bike was based on the Honda XR500, which alas couldn't really do 300mph using 'hyperthrust'. The series similarly underperformed: it was cancelled after only 13 episodes.
Shows that last the shortest time linger longest in our memories. Maybe it's the sense of what could have been if only the cursed networks had given them a secind series! Whatever it is, short-lived '80s action TV shows - Twitter salutes YOU!
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Today in pulp I revisit a mystery of the recent past: did ‘John Titor’ really travel back in time from 2038 to the year 2000 to warn us about an apocalyptic future? And why was he so keen on getting his hands on a 1975 IBM 5100 computer?
Let’s find out...
In 1998, US radio talk-show host Art Bell read out a fax from a man claiming to be from the future. Two years later the same man, calling himself Time_Traveler_0, left similar messages on the Time Travel Instutute’s internet forum.
They told a strange tale…
“Greetings. I am a time traveler from the year 2036. I am on my way home after getting an IBM 5100 computer system from the year 1975.”
For the next two years Time_Traveler_0, now calling himself John Titor, would leave many similar messages on internet forums.
The Bawdyguard, by John Dexter. Nightstand Books, 1971.
'John Dexter' didn't actually exist. It was a house alias - along with J X Williams - for a range of writers knocking out cheesy sex pulp for Greenleaf publishing. At least 20% of each novel had to be sex scenes with the other 80% titillation, voyeurism or padding. Not much space for character arcs or a hero's journey...
Greenleaf initially specialized in sci-fi magazines, until they discovered sex was selling better. A number of writers were quietly supplying novels for both scenes. Robert Silverberg, Harlan Ellison and Donald E Westlake all provides pseudonymous sex novels for the publisher.
Case 32: High Marks For Malice (1989). Nordic knits always work and they're great for detectives. Pastels are very flattering but you'll need a good lint roller if it's a long case you're investigating. This is a clear fashion win.
Case 51: A Model Crime (1990). Gold is a hard colour to pull off, but the details are on point here: single button and shoulder pads make it a power look and Nancy has sensibly avoided the '90s waitcoat trend. Another win.
Today in pulp: I try to buy a computer... in 1978!
Let's see how I do.
First things first: in 1978 you might never actually see your computer. Many people used dumb terminals linked to a mainframe or minicomputer system somewhere in the office basement. Access was on a timeshare basis, with dozens of users sharing access to the same system.
If you did have a microcomputer on your desk you were probably an executive. To be honest many CEOs didn't actually know what a computer was or what it did.