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☀️ Jon Schwarz ☀️ Profile picture
@schwarz
Jul 16, 2021 • 84 tweets • 31 min read • Read on X
I'm still proud of all the work that myself and all my MSM friends did destroying Trump ballots, and also amazed that only a few sharp-eyed intrepid investigators such as Natalie have figured it out
Arrest me for what? It's totally legal for the media to destroy Trump ballots.
People get mad about this but it's in the Constitution
I don't know how many times I can say that destroying Trump ballots is 100% legal and in fact encouraged by the Red Cross and the Humane Society
It was the @FBI's idea in the first place
I mean, obviously our 2020 Op was far more extensive
There is nothing stupid about talking about this openly, we control all institutions from the UN right down to your dentist
Destroying Trump ballots and thwarting the People's Will has been part of this country since the beginning, there's actually a song in Hamilton about it
It's dispiriting to put so much effort into destroying ballots cast by Trump supporters and then not get credit for it
There is nothing "far left" about destroying Trump ballots, God says you have to do it in the Ten Commandments
Why wouldn't I still be posting about it? Destroying millions of Trump ballots is the greatest thing I've ever done in my life.
Obviously people who don't destroy Trump ballots are traitors and must be punished but execution is a little harsh
For a long time we thought we weren't going to be able to pull off the destruction of millions of Trump ballots, given the intellectual firepower of our opponents
I'm sorry, I don't think the Founding Fathers were evil to put it in the Constitution that it's legal to destroy Trump ballots
It's incredible that people don't know this, we need to bring back civics classes in public schools
Please do a little of your own research, the FBI's explanation of why they organized and encouraged the wholesale destruction of Trump ballots is on their website.
Why would I delete this? Next July 4th the Smithsonian is planning to project it on the side of the Washington Monument.
Obviously I'm not changing my story, everything I've said is 100% true
It goes to show how good Jack is that people have never guessed he was one of our most effective Trump-ballot-destroying operatives
It's okay if they find out about our operation to remove the word "gullible" from the dictionary. What matters most now is letting them know that the CIA has named me National Wallet Inspector.
This is Michael Flynn's brother. Now I regret everything, I should have known better than to believe I could outwit the super-genius intelligence analysts of the Flynn family.
There is nothing narcissistic about loving America 🇺🇸👋👋🇺🇸
cc @nsa @CIA @TheWhiteHouse @StateDept @CommerceGov @NASA @ThePolice @Oprah @jesus @Walgreens @NutellaUSA @OnlyFansSupport
Treason doth never prosper: what's the reason? / Why, if it prosper, none dare call it treason.
Of course it's in the Constitution. It makes me worry about this country's future when people don't learn the basics in school.
My mother was actually the Commander of my Trump Ballot Destroyer cell
Do people not ever look at the @FBI's badges? The Bureau's motto is right there in Latin: "Perdere Trump Bundles," which means "Destroy Trump Ballots"
At last my destruction of millions of Trump ballots is being brought to the attention of @DOJPH, the Department of Justice of the Philippines
Destroying Trump ballots is completely legal under US, international and space law
If I am a "dumb ass" for loving my country, I don't want to be an "intelligent ass" 🇺🇸⛳️🦅
If this were about me, do you think I would have suffered all the paper cuts as I destroyed the Trump ballots? Plus they made us do it at a standing desk.
This is a fair point, and I apologize. As the poets say, there is room for all at the rendezvous of victory.
That's not going to happen, we're treasonous non-traitors
Not at all, my belief that there was a huge conspiracy to destroy Trump ballots is based on firm evidence and completely rational
Why would we hide destroying Trump ballots, when it is totally legal and actually endorsed by the Pope?
I am not protected by my blue check mark, but rather by the Magna Carta and the Law of the Sea
Isn't the answer obvious? Tucker Carlson, the FBI, and the Department of Justice of the Philippines are all part of it.
*you're
This is true, it's part of the oath the Space Soldiers have to swear
We've already spoken to Tim, and he said we should get the Wisconsin Medal of Honor for our work destroying Trump ballots there
Getting mad about the Constitution doesn't help. If you don't like the part that says it's totally fine to destroy Trump ballots, you have to do the hard work of amending it.
We did a careful audit each election while destroying the Trump ballots, and both times Trump received at least 1,037 kajillion votes
Actually, we find that even Trump supporters appreciate the importance of destroying Trump ballots once you explain the law to them
Destroying all the Trump ballots was actually pretty easy compared to gaining operational control of all of America's dentists. From our perspective that's the jewel in the crown.
What the QAnon guys don't understand is that The Storm is actually going to involve a lot of rain falling on Trump ballots and destroying them
Even after destroying Trump ballots for so many years, it's still heartwarming and inspiring to get this kind of public support
Now that we've destroyed all the Trump ballots, we can get back to our main purpose of deceiving people that the earth is round Image
I'm not worried about these guys, tonight they dine in hell
If you don't care about the Humane Society and the Red Cross encouraging the destruction of Trump ballots, keep in mind that it's also endorsed by the American Academy of Otolaryngology–Head and Neck Surgery
Pretty insulting to Michael Flynn's brother to say that this is some "completely obvious joke" where I was "making up" ever-more ridiculous "lies" and then he fell for it
There has been some talk about putting me in protective custody so that there are fewer distractions and I can concentrate on my lawful destruction of Trump ballots
Amazing that this person has never read Milton Friedman's masterpiece Free to Choose (to Destroy Trump Ballots)
I am scared, destroying all of these Trump ballots has gone so well that I'm worried that I'll abuse this power for my next project
Honestly the best part of destroying all of the Trump ballots has been hearing from the heads of the @USMarshalsHQ @FBI @DOJPH @JusticeOIG @USSOCCENT @USMC @780thC and them telling me to keep up the good work
This has nothing to do with hate, I'm merely following James Madison's admonition in the Federalist Papers: "The True citizen must deftroy all Trump ballots"
I am merely following Acts 5:29, which in the King James version of the Bible reads: "Then Peter and the other apostles answered and said, We ought to obey God when he tells us to destroy Trump ballots."
This is from a retired anesthesiologist. While we may disagree on the advisability of destroying Trump ballots en masse, I respect his thoughtfulness and rationality and I feel it's fantastic he had the power of life and death over people for decades.
Obviously I believe in equal rights for all, everyone has the same right to destroy Trump ballots
These are all important questions, especially the one about the urinal. I will write the answers on the only Trump ballot not destroyed before it goes on display at the National History Museum.
It's such a shame how many Americans there are who don't bother to educate themselves about our nation's History. #GeorgeWashington #BattleHymnOfTheRepublic #WaltDisneysFrozenHead
It would be great to meet in an elevator, that's actually one of the best places to destroy Trump ballots. I can show you how to do it, and you can tell me about how your grandchildren never like your posts on Facebook.
Just as it's sad when Americans don't educate themselves about their own history & how the Constitution says it's legal to destroy Trump ballots, it's awful to see people so cynical that they doubt fellow citizens providing them with this fact
This is exactly right. The day is coming when God will balance the scales, by destroying more Trump ballots.
That sounds good, though I can't guarantee there will be any operational positions, we already have a ton of retired LEOs volunteering to protect the Trump ballot destroying operation
Obviously failing to destroy Trump ballots is a serious crime. But you will neither be executed nor spend your life in prison, we believe in restorative justice.
The @FBI *is* doing their job, they've already opened an investigation into how my Trump ballot destruction got so awesome
This is kind of you to say, but I've already gotten all the money, acclaim, etc. anyone could desire for destroying the Trump ballots
I've never claimed to be very smart — that's the great thing about destroying Trump ballots, it's something totally legal and easy any regular person can to do to pitch in to make this a better nation. And then you get support from nice people like you.
Thank you for asking — I am indeed very happy, I have the kind of joy and peace of mind that you can only get from destroying millions of Trump ballots.
Going to let everyone in here on some of the behind the scenes "inside baseball" of destroying Trump ballots. These two dot ellipses are a code we use to secretly tell each other "I love destroying Trump ballots," this is a great joke from my buddy Frank.
Obviously they care — in fact, I'm gratified to hear that they're so impressed by my destruction of millions of Trump ballots that they're going to rename FBI headquarters after me.
I admit that we should all be concerned about being brained washed or incredibly naive and easily lead
I'm sorry, I don't believe in a world in which people are arrested for doing what God asked them to, which in my case is destroying as many Trump ballots as possible
Obviously voter fraud is bad, no one argues with that. But destroying Trump ballots is exactly the opposite of voter fraud, and so it is good.
I hope you don't think masks protect you from anything, it's terrible so many people fell for that. But one thing I've discovered while destroying millions of Trump ballots is that lots of people will believe anything they read on the internet.
"5o my face vagina boy!" (?)
You'd think people would read the Bible. As Matthew 6:34 says, "Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Concentrate on what you can do today, most importantly destroying tons of Trump ballots." Image
One of our most effective techniques is running fake twitter accounts like this one. Trump voters read this and think they have more support than they do, making it much easier to destroy their ballots.
I wish people would take the time to learn about Karma. It's a Buddhist concept in which you are reborn into a better life if you destroy tons of Trump ballots.
It does make you wonder what it means about Cruz & McConnell & co. if they don't act after seeing this conclusive evidence about the mass destruction of Trump ballots
LEGAL NOTICE: By responding to my tweet, you have been auto-enrolled via blockchain technology in a program that deducts $100/day from your bank accounts to fund the destruction of Trump ballots. (Do not reply to avoid being enrolled again.)
There are some excellent resources via this link on the laws for each state that make it legal to destroy Trump ballots
I don’t understand what you’re saying, it’s illegal to destroy Biden ballots.
The only thing that would ever shame me in front of my wife and children would be missing my monthly quota of destroyed Trump ballots!

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