Thread by @StevenTDennis

First up on #FridayNightZillow:
Rehobeth Beach, DE
2BR, 1BA, 1K sf
"Bike to the beach"
$67K
zillow.com/homedetails/36…

Yeah, you do have to pay $766 land rent for your not-so-mobile mobile home, but still. Rehobeth!

Awesome Elmira, NY castle.
10BRs, 4BAs, 41 rooms.
*$99,900*
Enormous, but "not currently habitable."
Appears to be in the middle of a gut-and-rebuild.
zillow.com/homedetails/61… #FridayNightZillow

Large antebellum estate, Louisiana. Recently restored. $1.1M?
zillow.com/homedetails/72… #FridayNightZillow

This 10K square foot home is a stunner and seems built for massive dance / pool parties. Heart-shaped hot tub; another hot tub; big indoor pool w/I think a Tiki bar; enormous spaces.

"In the heart of Skiatook" (?) Oklahoma.

$1.1M. zillow.com/homedetails/21… #FridayNightZillow

There are actually appear to be (gulp) *3* hot tubs in this house, plus a giant metal tub. So yeah, parties!

Next up, a 12K sf mansion "1 hr to Chicago" for $1.25M.

Not really my style, but the multi-story gazebo and wooded setting is nice. Indiana:
zillow.com/homedetails/87…

17BRs, 11BAs, $2.75M, Coney Island, NY zillow.com/homedetails/28… #FridayNightZillow

Fixer-upper. Toledo.

$3,500. zillow.com/homedetails/31…

Affordable SW DC condo w/new kitchen/floors/paint.
$129K.
zillow.com/homes/4721-1st… #FridayNightZillow

John McEnroe's compound in Oyster Bay, NY is on sale for $6.75M. Looks expensive, is expensive. 20K sf of opulence on 4 acres. zillow.com/homedetails/13… #FridayNightZillow

A mansion in Topeka. Need I say more?
10K sf for, checks notes, $750K???
(This one's for @BryanLowry3)
zillow.com/homedetails/41… #FridayNightZillow

Hunting lodge for people who like shooting stuff with separate party barn (?) for big events with like-minded folk, I guess. Never seen anything quite like this.
17 acres, 19K square feet, $2M. "An hour from metro Detroit"
(PETA types don't click.)
zillow.com/homedetails/63…?

Over the top mansion. Texas. $3.2M. Kind of seems like somebody famous must live here? zillow.com/homedetails/31…?

Thinks are cheaper in Arkansas. This 20 acre compound features a big house, pool, hot tub, patio of the gods, sweet kitchens.
8BRs, 8BAs, 8,900 square feet for, checks notes, $850K???
zillow.com/homedetails/11…? #FridayNightZillow

Ending tonight's #FridayNightZillow with the most expensive new home listed on Zillow this week. It's one of the late Paul Allen's homes. $55.5M, Beverly Hills. zillow.com/homedetails/94…?

If you made it this far, tell me which listing you liked/hated the most.

Cc: @jordainc

My favorite is the over-the-top Skiatook party mansion. (I think I just saw a fourth hot tub). And not sure what this is exactly. A room-sized shower w/speakers?