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19 Jul, 7 tweets, 1 min read
Boy do I have a take for y’all
Tale, not take
The curse of living in a college town is that there are literally no movers available, and so I have to resign my lease for my Iowa Apartment. 🥴 Love to live in a Zola novel.
I am definitely moving to New York. The only question is if I will also be paying for an apartment in Iowa, lol
Doing all this just so I can wear a denim jacket in Central Park in the autumn time. 🥴
I was going to buy so much Instagram furniture
My landlord was very nice and is letting me re-sign and then sublet. Blessings

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