au where helian yi commands zzs to find a heavenly healer when he almost krills jby yet again so zzs is like yessir. and then accidentally travels 1300 years into the future, drags dr. wkx out of a pediatric hospital that zzs reasons must be heaven, and back to the royal city
wkx: you've got the wrong guy. hang on i've got work! I'VE GOT LIKE THREE SURGERIES TO OVERSEE TODAY
zzs: i have someone who's gushing blood everywhere. can you save him
wkx: i......i can try, what's his blood type?
zzs, slowly: .......red
who am i kidding. this is a 신의 faith the great healer au
of course ensuing heaps of court intrigue where everyone wants wkx to work for them bc he really seems to be a heavenly healer while zzs has to find out when the portal next opens to send wkx back home and both of them....realize....they don't want wkx to go back home....

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need a date to your family gathering so they’ll stop asking if you have a boyfriend?

for $50, i will
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for $200, i will
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