Recently a “bandit” boasted on video that he kills and slaughters Nigerian soldiers.

Two days ago a “bandit” shot down a Nigerian military fighter jet in the air.


But today, the Nigerian Govt has arrested Sunday Igboho.
People rise up to kill nigerians, to murder nigerians, to host caliphate flags, to tax farmers, to destroy farms and wreck villages- the govt rebrands these “terrorists” and calls them “bandits”.

Then it cuddles them, hugs them, pardons them and even throws them a party when
when they “surrender”.

However the people who speak up in defence of their rights to life, who say the killing is enough, the landgrabbing is enough, the ethnic cleansing is enough, the genocide is enough;

Those ones are treated as terrorists and enemies of the state. Lol.
In Nigeria, nothing is what it is anymore.

Terrorists are now “bandits”.
Or sometimes “unknown gun men”.
But never terrorists. Even if they tax farmers and hijack local govts.

Ethnic cleansing is now “community clashes”. Systematic land grabbing is now “farmer herder crisis”.
Peaceful protesters are now armed terrorists and coup plotters that must be shot and massacred by drunken lunatic soldiers.

But the actual armed terrorists who shoot down a military fighter jet are just “bandits”.

This govt is running mad.
And you morons are applauding them.

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