JK Rowling: hello children
Poe: oh hey
Poe: oh hey look who it is
Poe: guess we’re doing this again
Poe: this old song and dance
Rowling: I've been ssssilenced
Poe: yeah here we go
King: Silenced? but by who?
Poe: why are you engaging steve
JK Rowling: perhapsss you didn’t hear
Rowling: that I am currently in fear for my very life
Barker: from what, a mongoose
Rowling:
Poe: clive don’t start trouble
King: but wait is he right
King: is there a mongoose
Rowling: in fact, I have received death threatsss for my brave ssstand against transss rightss
Rowling: I am in mortal danger
Rowling: sssimply for tweeting my opinion
Barker: golly, you’d better stop tweeting
Rowling: I
Rowling: what
Barker: I mean, if you’re in danger
Barker: wouldn’t want you to get hurt now would we
Rowling:
Barker: I mean IF you’re really in fear for your life
Barker: seems like an obvious choice
Rowling:
Rowling:
Barker: I mean there WERE death threats right
Barker: not like this is something you made up right
Rowling: uhhhhh
Barker: i mean you can show us these death threats right
Rowling:
Rowling: hold on
Rowling: i'll be right back
Rowling: hello children
Rowling: thisss time I have brought an actual death threat
Rowling: I have it right here
Rowling: so you can sssee I’m not just making thingsss up
Barker: hey can I see that
Rowling:
Rowling: um I’ll jussst read it to you guys
Barker: no no I wanna see it
Rowling: I’ll read it
Rowling: “Dear Ms Rowling CH, OBE, HonFRSE, FRCPE, FRSL
Rowling: “I, a villainous transsss identified male-"
Barker: this is highly suspect
Rowling: what? that'sss how they talk
Barker: no it isn't
Poe: it really isn't
Rowling: "I am writing to tell you that I am a crazy person who loves silencing women & invading woman spaces. I will kill you and also harry potter is bad. All rational and normal people should hold the opposite opinions of me!! Sincerely, Ima Man. PS I AM NOT A TERF PSYOP”
Rowling: you sssee?
Poe:
King:
Lovecraft:
Koontz:
Barker:
Rowling: ssseee?
Rowling: steve
Rowling: steve steve
King:
Rowling: you agree death threats are bad right steve
King: yeah i'd agree to that
Rowling: you heard it, steve 100% agrees with everything that I say and think
Rowling: I will never back down from transssphobia
Rowling: I don’t care how many 4 foot tall fencess I have to erect around my Ssscottish manor!
Rowling: i'll build a million 4 foot fencesss before I back down!

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