Touching things is just generally gross
One month ago: [extremely online pundits roll their eyes and write crappy blogs about how ridiculous it was that anyone was still wearing a mask]

Today: [same people: “why are people not touching the elevator buttons?”]

Just stop it.
I don’t think I’ve touched an elevator button with my bare finger in 5 years. Same goes for doors: if it’s possible, I try not to touch handles/knobs. See also: the subway.

If someone is doing something that doesn’t make things worse for people around them, just let them.
Stop being dicks to people for doing things that, at absolute worst, have neither a positive or negative effect on anything or anyone around them. Whether that’s masks or not touching elevator buttons, stop being elitist fucking pricks all the time.
Remember this? 2 months ago. One of several “omg look at these people who are still at all concerned about the pandemic” stories written and published by smug elitists.

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