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Jane Coaston 🏔️ Profile picture
@janecoaston
Jul 22, 2021 • 6 tweets • 2 min read • Read on X
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For the record, my feelings on the upcoming Michigan season are as follows:
This
But also this
But also this
But, let's be real, also this

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May 16
Weirdo Christian Twitter is not a good lens onto how most Christians do things but it is funny how many men on here are told by God that they should have a hot wife who doesn’t work but also never asks for anything and is always sexually available, what a weirdly specific thing for God to tell so many men
It’s so odd how God appears to tell so many people to do things they wanted to do anyway
God asked Abraham to sacrifice his own son but God now is sticking to telling some dudes that their desire for a sexy woman who is always barefoot and pregnant is also His desire, wild
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May 13
It is incredibly tempting to be a doomer. Doomerism feels accurate (it isn’t) and people who aren’t doomers online sometimes get screamed at. But you absolutely do not have to give in to either performative doomerism or the kind of doomerism that’s just projected depression (a thing I’ve done.)
There are people on here who are deeply enmeshed in doomerism and they will glom onto anyone expressing any optimism whatsoever. Some of that is because doomerism gets rewarded. Some of that is (I theorize) depression is a motherfucker and will tell you that your doomerism is good and accurate and I think more people are dealing with depression than we know.
My most doomer tendencies coincided with my most depressed time in my life, and the doomerism and depression fed on one another because depression is always able to find evidence to continue itself.
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Aug 14, 2023
This child was raped by an adult and the police response is basically “wow, sounds crazy”
Like the entire argument certain people made against someone being able to have an abortion in cases like this one was “well how would we be able to punish her rapist” and it turns out they just … don’t
From 1996 (with a big “hey that’s rape!” sign) spokesman.com/stories/1996/a…
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Jul 10, 2023
Funnily enough the 1945 Nazi film “Kolberg” (a fictionalized account of the Napoleonic Wars) actually did use frontline Nazi troops because Joseph Goebbels was an evil moron
Again, they were doing this during like, the Invasion of Normandy.
These dorks pulled 5,000 troops out of the Eastern Front to appear in a film that got released two weeks before the city that it premiered in was liberated by the Allies
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May 8, 2023
okay the “why aren’t these kids hornier” thing is getting out of hand nationalreview.com/corner/parents…
The person who wrote this graduated from high school in 2012.
If you graduated from high school after the release of “SexyBack” you cannot sound like you long for a return to an imagined 1957, these are the rules
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May 2, 2023
Time to check in on the coolest sport
A closer look
The coolest sport
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