This week, after a lifetime of unwavering loyalty to Metric, I dug in - & now my mind’s blown. Now I get why folk cling to Imperial.
(And also why Napoleon was taller than he’s given credit for.)
Get comfy. It’s a long one.
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First, let’s call Metric what it was: a sensible act of revolutionary rationalism.
Europe before the French Revolution was a pig's ear of measurement systems: at least 250,000 (!) in France alone. Every region of every country used something a bit different.
Carnage.
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This new system, first proposed in 1790, would rely on unchanging laws of Nature, the kind that everyone could agree upon.
Good plan, right?
Yes and no. First they had to measure Nature with late 18thC technology - and that proved *maddeningly* hard.
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Measuring a metre in the 1790s was no small undertaking.
Back then, it was defined as one-ten-millionth of the distance from the North Pole to the Equator*.
And someone had to go out and measure exactly how long that was.
Yeah.
*It’s now based on the speed of light.
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Two astronomers were dispatched into Europe: one to Dunkirk, one to Barcelona. Their mission: to climb extremely tall things, take measurements and extrapolate a curve.
They thought it would take a year. It took 7 - and became a true adventure.
*Not* an exaggeration:
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“Along the way [they] would be imprisoned, injured, almost executed, scorched, frozen, mistaken for sorcerers & spies, fired, reinstated, vilified, celebrated and then vilified again. For Méchain, the task...would lead eventually to his death.”
Science as high drama: tick.
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That's from the Guardian’s review of Ken Alder’s ‘The Measure Of All Things’, written using the recently-discovered notebooks of both astronomer-adventurers:
Okay, a quick poll on how you measure stuff in your head.
Do you:
Right now, around 5% of the world’s population uses Imperial.
That’s Myanmar, Liberia, and (most famously of all) the United States.
(Except...Britain does too. A bit. Quietly. We often think in miles, pounds, inches & so on. *Unofficially*, mind. Shhhhhh.)
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You know who also liked to think in Imperial? The French, c. 1799 (when Metric launched).
It didn't help that Paris ran out of rulers (the wooden kind). Vital for teaching how long the new-fangled metre was.
So the govt threw money at anyone mass-producing wooden rulers.
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Nevertheless, The French population remained stubbornly non-Metric. And it's well worth thinking about why.
(It's not just natural human resistance to change - although that too, obviously.)
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(Quick caveat: there's a tendency to call everything non-Metric "Imperial". So there are MANY Imperials. Beware.)
OK, Imperial.
A foot is...your foot.
An inch is the top half of your thumb - or what you do with your fingers when someone says "what's an inch?" 😄
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"Mile" comes from the Latin for "thousand" - and was originally defined as a thousand paces. Nice & simple.
Since there are 5,280 feet in a mile, those would be bloody huge paces - except, there are many different types of Mile: Roman, Arabic, Scots, nautical...
Sigh.
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But on the whole, pre-Metric measurements were made from observation. Imprecise, woolly - but deeply practical.
Like the ancient Cubit: the length from elbow to middle finger. Still used by people who lay hedges, funnily enough: bit.ly/hedgecubits
What about Metric?
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To generalise wildly, Metric has come from the Romans, and the Greeks before them - and our hands before that.
There are plenty of gentlemen in the world these days who are 5 foot 7, and I'm not going to comment on whether they're considered "short" or not. I'm leaving that one well alone.
But in France in the early 19thC, this was average height.
So Napoleon was average height.
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France's Customary Measures lasted until 1840, when Metric was reinstated. But it arguably took the country another half-century to firmly embrace the system. It took a while to learn.
Once you learned it, though, wow. Calculating stuff was so easy it was like MAGIC.
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For universally agreed-upon precision, Metric is generally unassailable.
But for observational truth, a lot of Imperial still makes terrific sense - to the degree* that I think we still need it, & many other "lost measurements" of history along the way.
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*take your pick.
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But a final interesting angle on all this:
Hey, what's your favourite number?
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For his 2015 book "The Grapes Of Math", Alex Bellos ran an online survey of 30,000 people, asking everyone's favourite numbers:
Correction to this: the article says Napoleon was over 5 foot 5; I've seen 5 ft 6 & 5 ft 7 cited elsewhere.
Please consider him "somewhere between 5ft5 & 5ft7" but most importantly "not 5ft2". So he might have indeed been...less tall than Tom Cruise. (Sorry, Tom.)
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I thought I knew the story of the "lost world" off the east coast of Britain, inhabited by Mesolithic people until rising sea waters engulfed it around 8,000 years ago...
But I didn't know about the *tsunami*.
Holy hell.
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What follows is my imperfect grasp of things.
Imperfect because I'm just an enthusiast who likes science - and also imperfect because, excitingly, the work is still going on, as part of one of the greatest prehistoric archaeological investigations in history.
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One September night in 1931, the British vessel Colinda hauled up its nets 25 miles off the Norfolk coast - and found something beautiful & deadly.
Embedded in a lump of peat was this 8.5 inch prehistoric harpoon, carved from bone or antler...
When I wrote about the Zanclean Megaflood filling the Mediterranean in 12-18 months (!) it was wistfully.
I'm English. Lovely place, England! But - Big Geological Drama? Not round 'ere, sadly.
Imagine my delight at what geophysicists have found in the English Channel!
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500,000 years ago, Britain was still part of the continental European landmass via a land-bridge - the Weald-Artois anticline, formed as rock buckled across Europe as the African plate ground northwards over tens of millions of years.
(This also made the Alps!)
But...
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...surely it was nibbled away gradually, as water crept in over thousands of years?
That was the assumption until recently.
But in 2015, bathymetric data collected by marine geophysicists at Imperial College showed 36 underwater “islands” suggesting a different story!
I recently learned something amazing about the Arctic - & my tiny mind is blown.
In my ignorance, I've always believed it's featureless & barren. But now I've learned what's underneath it - & if THAT was on dry land, it'd be a wonder of the modern world.
Buckle up!
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This is Mikhail Lomonosov (1711-1765): Russian polymath, scientist, writer - a lesser-known Isaac Newton.
He discovered the law of conservation of mass in chemical reactions, first saw Venus has an atmosphere, founded some of the key principles of modern geology...
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...and a town, a lunar crater, a *Martian* crater, a satellite, a porcelain factory (!) and an asteroid have all been named after him.
And at some point, as legend has it, he predicted there was something MASSIVE under the Arctic ice.
In Sept 2023, geophysicists over the world started monitoring an odd signal coming from the ground under them.
It was recorded in the Arctic, then Antarctica - then everywhere, every 90 seconds, regular as a metronome - for NINE DAYS.
What the HELL?
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In seismology, this is a USO: an Unidentified Seismic Object.
Perhaps if this discovery had leaked into mainstream news as quickly as potential alien biosignatures tend to do, we’d currently be seeing a big comeback for the HOLLOW EARTH ‘theory’.
Thankfully not the case!
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Instead, in the best collaborative tradition of modern science, researchers across the globe - 68 scientists from 40 institutions in 15 countries - joined forces to track down the signal’s source.
On the 21st July 1976, NASA released the very first colour image taken by the Viking 1 lander from the surface of Mars.
And....wait, what?
The Martian sky is BLUE?
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This is obviously not what anyone was expecting. Mars is...
Well, you can see it for yourself on a clear night, with your naked eye. It's noticeably red - about as red as Betelgeuse, tenth-brightest star in our night sky.
No blue. So - what? WHAT?
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The Martian atmosphere just isn't thick enough to be blue - just 600 pascals, vs the Earth's 101,000.
That scene in "The Martian" where the rocket's in danger of being blown over? No, sir. Not enough punch to it: space.com/30663-the-mart…