This week, after a lifetime of unwavering loyalty to Metric, I dug in - & now my mind’s blown. Now I get why folk cling to Imperial.
(And also why Napoleon was taller than he’s given credit for.)
Get comfy. It’s a long one.
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First, let’s call Metric what it was: a sensible act of revolutionary rationalism.
Europe before the French Revolution was a pig's ear of measurement systems: at least 250,000 (!) in France alone. Every region of every country used something a bit different.
Carnage.
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This new system, first proposed in 1790, would rely on unchanging laws of Nature, the kind that everyone could agree upon.
Good plan, right?
Yes and no. First they had to measure Nature with late 18thC technology - and that proved *maddeningly* hard.
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Measuring a metre in the 1790s was no small undertaking.
Back then, it was defined as one-ten-millionth of the distance from the North Pole to the Equator*.
And someone had to go out and measure exactly how long that was.
Yeah.
*It’s now based on the speed of light.
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Two astronomers were dispatched into Europe: one to Dunkirk, one to Barcelona. Their mission: to climb extremely tall things, take measurements and extrapolate a curve.
They thought it would take a year. It took 7 - and became a true adventure.
*Not* an exaggeration:
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“Along the way [they] would be imprisoned, injured, almost executed, scorched, frozen, mistaken for sorcerers & spies, fired, reinstated, vilified, celebrated and then vilified again. For Méchain, the task...would lead eventually to his death.”
Science as high drama: tick.
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That's from the Guardian’s review of Ken Alder’s ‘The Measure Of All Things’, written using the recently-discovered notebooks of both astronomer-adventurers:
Okay, a quick poll on how you measure stuff in your head.
Do you:
Right now, around 5% of the world’s population uses Imperial.
That’s Myanmar, Liberia, and (most famously of all) the United States.
(Except...Britain does too. A bit. Quietly. We often think in miles, pounds, inches & so on. *Unofficially*, mind. Shhhhhh.)
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You know who also liked to think in Imperial? The French, c. 1799 (when Metric launched).
It didn't help that Paris ran out of rulers (the wooden kind). Vital for teaching how long the new-fangled metre was.
So the govt threw money at anyone mass-producing wooden rulers.
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Nevertheless, The French population remained stubbornly non-Metric. And it's well worth thinking about why.
(It's not just natural human resistance to change - although that too, obviously.)
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(Quick caveat: there's a tendency to call everything non-Metric "Imperial". So there are MANY Imperials. Beware.)
OK, Imperial.
A foot is...your foot.
An inch is the top half of your thumb - or what you do with your fingers when someone says "what's an inch?" 😄
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"Mile" comes from the Latin for "thousand" - and was originally defined as a thousand paces. Nice & simple.
Since there are 5,280 feet in a mile, those would be bloody huge paces - except, there are many different types of Mile: Roman, Arabic, Scots, nautical...
Sigh.
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But on the whole, pre-Metric measurements were made from observation. Imprecise, woolly - but deeply practical.
Like the ancient Cubit: the length from elbow to middle finger. Still used by people who lay hedges, funnily enough: bit.ly/hedgecubits
What about Metric?
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To generalise wildly, Metric has come from the Romans, and the Greeks before them - and our hands before that.
There are plenty of gentlemen in the world these days who are 5 foot 7, and I'm not going to comment on whether they're considered "short" or not. I'm leaving that one well alone.
But in France in the early 19thC, this was average height.
So Napoleon was average height.
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France's Customary Measures lasted until 1840, when Metric was reinstated. But it arguably took the country another half-century to firmly embrace the system. It took a while to learn.
Once you learned it, though, wow. Calculating stuff was so easy it was like MAGIC.
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For universally agreed-upon precision, Metric is generally unassailable.
But for observational truth, a lot of Imperial still makes terrific sense - to the degree* that I think we still need it, & many other "lost measurements" of history along the way.
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*take your pick.
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But a final interesting angle on all this:
Hey, what's your favourite number?
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For his 2015 book "The Grapes Of Math", Alex Bellos ran an online survey of 30,000 people, asking everyone's favourite numbers:
Correction to this: the article says Napoleon was over 5 foot 5; I've seen 5 ft 6 & 5 ft 7 cited elsewhere.
Please consider him "somewhere between 5ft5 & 5ft7" but most importantly "not 5ft2". So he might have indeed been...less tall than Tom Cruise. (Sorry, Tom.)
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On the 21st July 1976, NASA released the very first colour image taken by the Viking 1 lander from the surface of Mars.
And....wait, what?
The Martian sky is BLUE?
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This is obviously not what anyone was expecting. Mars is...
Well, you can see it for yourself on a clear night, with your naked eye. It's noticeably red - about as red as Betelgeuse, tenth-brightest star in our night sky.
No blue. So - what? WHAT?
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The Martian atmosphere just isn't thick enough to be blue - just 600 pascals, vs the Earth's 101,000.
That scene in "The Martian" where the rocket's in danger of being blown over? No, sir. Not enough punch to it: space.com/30663-the-mart…
You know the BEST thing about ancient history? All that pristine grey-white stone! SO CLASSY AND REGAL.
Look at this gorgeously monochrome scene from 'Gladiator'. Just look at how *right* it looks.
Yeah. Except - no. Get ready for a shock.
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In the middle of the Parthenon in Athens, the ancient Greek sculptor Phidias (480 – 430 BC) built a gigantic statue of Athena Parthenosos, about 11 metres high.
Alas, nothing remains of it today. But there are enough accounts of its construction to make a replica...
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...so someone did that: sculptor Alan Le Quire, in (of all places) Nashville.
Not quite what you were expecting, mayhaps?
Well, it was built around a core of cypress wood, and then panelled with gold and ivory plates. That's the description. That's what they did.
When my Zanclean Megaflood thread went nuts in February, some folk said "look into a thing called Atlantropa! It's just as mindblowing!"
They weren't wrong. And now I can't get *this* story out my head either.
So, once more, here we go.
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It's 1928.
This is German architect Herman Sörgel. Horrified by the First World War, keen to see everyone put down their weapons & actually, properly work together for a change, he's just had a idea that would solve *everything*.
He's going to drain the Mediterranean.
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No, really. It's simple!
All it would take is a series of dams:
- Across the Gibraltar Strait
- Across the Dardanelles to hold back the Black Sea
- Between Sicily and Tunisia, road-linking Europe & Africa
- At the Suez Canal.
There's a vast patch of seagrass off the coast of Australia (3 x the size of Manhattan) - and now genetic testing has discovered it's a *single plant* around 4,500 years old:
OK, I lied. It's only really here can you walk along it: the Þingvellir National Park, where, geologically speaking, North America & Europe are slowly drifting apart.
Enjoy the sunshine! There's none where we're going.
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If we went southeast into the water, it gets deep really quickly - maybe 2,000 metres, same as the Black Sea. About the depth of a Russian battleship.
*cough*
But we're following the Mid-Atlantic Ridge - so southwest it is.
Off of the news that Twitter is banning advertisements that contradict the scientific consensus on climate change (washingtonpost.com/technology/202…) and the inevitable kerfuffle, a distinction worth noting:
Denialism is not the same as healthy, questioning criticism. Not at all.
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This gets incredibly complicated and tangled, but - whenever something is contradicting the consensus with *absolute certainty*, it's probably bullshit. Utter certainty is the smoking gun there.
No curiosity, no interested questions, no willingness to be proven wrong.
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I guess it's the effect of "one man against the world" narratives, but - the thing about the consensus is it's where basically the weight of all the evidence is.
To overturn one, you need to try to overturn the other. If you're not, while claiming utter certainty?