Thread by @KatiHartwig

My seat mate on my flight is a 6 year old little girl who started our trip with “I’m going to talk to you randomly so you need to be prepared, ok?”

She’s also helping me decide what videos and photos will be good for our Instagram. “Yeah, keep the camera there. That way I can see out the window.”

Priorities.

“Good timing. I was getting hungry.” - 6 year old seat mate to the flight attendant bringing us a snack mix.

“Hey Kati you know what everyone should do when they get on a plane? Thank the Wright brothers.”

😭

@SouthwestAir can we get Shawnee on flight 2636 wings or something special because she is an absolute gem.

“They’re tilting us so we can see better! How nice.”

Definitely not turning. Definitely giving us better views in row 24.

Girl in row in front of us: *reclines seat*
My seat mate: *rolls eyes in 6 year old*

Stop it. Of all the movies and cartoons on her iPad, she decided to turn on the @SouthwestAir live TV and watch HGTV.

I have no doubt she will be flipping houses by 7.

Me: what are you watching?
Her: love it or list it. I love it, get it?

I think she’s actually older than me, tbh.

“We’re going down!”

She means we’re landing but I don’t think the lady in front of us knew what she meant… 😬

“You should get a video of this. The people would like it.”

Can I hire a tiny assistant?

“I feel like I’m lucky because I got to sit by you.”

🥺 excuse me while I go cry in a corner