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Aug 15, 2021 51 tweets 26 min read Read on X
#namkook au where jk has an edible and experiences a shocking revelation ImageImageImageImage
introductions ImageImageImage
hehe saving namjoon's account for later :-) hobi has all these followers bc he's got a p big youtube page for dance. shoutout to cameron philip for the where's yoongi sope joke it is now fundamentally a part of me ImageImageImage
1 - making captions is so hard now i truly see the smau writer struggle ImageImage
2 - i started writing this so long ago so please excuse my extremely non-topical pop culture references ImageImageImage
3 - took a lunch break and now i'm back and fuller than ever ImageImageImage
4 - tl check Image
5 - welcome to jk's inner sanctum ImageImageImage
6 - gonna try to upload reaction pics as i go in case anyone wants them bc i know the struggle ImageImageImageImage
7 - jk has so many hyungs idk i would do if i were him ImageImage
8 - jk goes to daddy hyung for help ImageImage
9 - i /really/ need to go get some oat milk today so i might be gone for a bit soon ImageImage
10 - focus on his beans!!! ImageImageImage
11 - sorry i'm back i got distracted watching tiktoks and eating an espresso chocolate bar i forgot i had ImageImage
12 - a hyung collective ImageImageImage
13 - meanwhile over on Jungkook Priv Dot Com ImageImage
14 - me and jk should form an "incapable of being perceived when high" support group ImageImage
15 - i wonder what namjoon is up to Image
16 - jimin is a brat to his very core and he uses the word hyung when it suits him <3 ImageImage
17 - anyway i have popcorn now and i'm fucking energized as shit i feel like i could move a car, let's watch these boys badly navigate a complex social situation ImageImage
18 - the beans might just be the only thing holding this au together ImageImageImage
19 - i have had the same friend group for like going on 10 years now and i think it's given me groupchat dynamic writing powers ImageImage
20 - jungkook is way too high to keep up with this micro drama and honestly? good for him. good for him. ImageImage
21 - i think naming namjoon "june virgo" in his contacts could have been a warning sign that he had a wee crush but who am i to judge ImageImage
22 - gasp! ImageImage
23 - if you've been following the mini drama unfolding here in caption land, i'll have u know i did not get any oat milk because they were out. so it's clearly been a rough day for me so far ImageImage
24 - he handled that. not well but he did handle it Image
25 - dayum. ImageImage
26 - truly this sounds like my nightmare i'm so sorry for doing this to u jungkook ImageImage
27 - tryna knock these last ones out quick i'm huffing and puffing ImageImageImage
28 - u ever just cuddle in bed with ur bro Image
29 - the sun is up and the birds are chirping folks bc it's The Next Morning ImageImage
30 - oof ImageImage
31 - we are back in business people!!! i have bbq ruffle chips and some ice water so i'm ready to go ImageImage
32 - i just got some very terrible news but i'm plowing through continuing this update because it's probably the only thing keeping my brain from leaking out my ears ! at least me and jk are suffering together ImageImage
33 - oh guys on the bright side i got oat milk today! a win for me ImageImage
34 - this is such a tightrope jin is walking and i'm very impressed with him ImageImage
35 - obviously it's a flex. as a libra sun scorpio rising i do relate Image
36 - don't ask me what jin does for a living i just know it's in an office and he feels professionally fulfilled by it. and naturally he sends this snapchat to both parties separately ImageImage
37 - jungkook ? taking advice??? it's less likely than you'd think ImageImage
38 - hobi doing a great job setting boundaries everyone take note! i sure can't relate to him but i can take note!! ImageImage
39 - posting this one as i scramble an egg for my yakisoba i am fucking unstoppable ImageImageImageImage
40 - u gotta respect the shared coping and ignoring of an awkward topic through gossiping about a mutual friend ImageImage
41 - finally i can announce my "shameless flirt namjoon" vs "panic gay jk" dynamic choice because i think it's soooo underrated ImageImage
42 - no cute caption just tears Image
43 - first update had beans and now we have juice, i wonder what fun little disconcerting food analogy will come next ImageImageImage
44 - try saying "the splitting of the brawn" in an english accent as if ur the announcer at a strong man competition at a fair in a small english village circa 1832. trust me it's fun! ImageImage
45 - yoongi would definitely care if his friend actually had a broken dick in the sense that he'd find it immensely hilarious and i for one am with him ImageImage
46 - namjoon just REALLY cares about his hyung's wellbeing okay??? he takes it very seriously ImageImage
47 - so many flipping hyungs ! ImageImage
that's all for today! don't bookmark this as it'll be deleted :) also that Bad News i mentioned up top was financial in nature so if u have a few old dimes rattling around in ur pockets feel free to throw them at me! no pressure tho i also love attention ko-fi.com/chimmylibras

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