here’s a fun hypothesizing question for twitter: we have two doors in our new apartment. our building has strict preservation rules about external hardware, since it’s one of the older preservation buildings in the city. how do we put screen doors that withstand the cat up?
facts to know ahead of an answer:
1. we rent, we don’t own, so i have very limited fight appetite
2. prof. dr. robert j. catman, esq. P.I. is very large and powerful, but not terribly tenacious.
3. we would not ever leave the house with the actual front doors left open.
my half-assed thought is that we might actually be able to mount lightweight screen doors to the frame with copious 3M strip usage, which would avoid all permanent changes to the exterior.
also, i would prefer actual doors, so that we are still able to go in and out. but i am open to suggestions. at least one doorway doesn’t actually have to be functional.
doorway in question Image
relatedly, i am kind of surprised that tension rod screen doors are apparently not a thing. all of the component pieces exist as products.
tension rod baby and pet gates are remarkably effective, and magnetic screens and lightweight screen door frames already exist. @ me if you want to fund a kickstarter for my apparently specific problem and/or you’re a fabricator who could design and manufacture a product.

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