asking one of the waitresses for a drag on her cigarette
the weekend waitresses are generally hotter which makes sense
no mousy brunette today. no nothing
halfway through the week now 3/6, 3 more days

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12 Sep
I just realised this morning that our current predicament is 100% just the plot of paranoia agent
I cant say any more without spoiling the ending of covid
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I have unironically done a lot of development on economical theory over these last couple of months. most of it's morality though, but there's some math and algebra and stuff in there too. I've been meaning to get to it eventually but the ultimate conclusion is basic acceleration
but it's more practical, a workable ethic. "we dont steal meat to like, put on a big show about it or do a little performance art where we do a meat heist and set it all on fire joker style, or to win some debate. we steal meat so we can eat the meat and be big and strong later"
every time youre thinking about big picture stuff I want you to slap yourself in the face and call yourself a ******. Never ever think about big picture stuff. local only. flat world mindset. big picture doesnt exist. there is no such thing as culture victory, propaganda victory
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I havent watched a movie in five years. put your money where your mouth is
my cock'n'balls
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every day will be misery and pain and there will be no payoff at the end so take your pleasures where you can get them - this does not mean "sin". the challenge today is identifying pleasure. most things commonly associated as such are not, but a brand of masochism
jerking off: masochism
watching a nice skyscape: pleasure
indulging in eating, drinking, excess carbohydrates: masochism
saying hello to a dog: pleasure
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fact: all actors are psychopaths and insane narcissists
fact: american TV dinners

uhhh why come theres a narcissism explosion why come everyones ertarded now, why come everyone's antisocial and manipulative and individualists and unable to form stable human relationships
uuuh why come divorse rates skyrocket, why come "you lose touch with all your friends after school", why come incels, why come femcels, why come gender war, why come low trust society
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