oh

my house came with a flag holder out front

what flag should I get for it

lease doesn't prohibit anything
hey @selentelechia how would you feel about opening social events with a Hudson's Bay Company land acknowledgment (ht 🔒)
i like it that napolean simply adopted le Tricolore but covered it in bugs. truly the arthur chu of his time
I ultimately went with the Serapis flag because

1. its unobjectionable and unconnected to any contemporary politics

2. it represents a side of America I love (skirting the law; capturing British vessels; making shit up)

3. it is maximally confusing
also there is a secondary esoteric implication left as an exercise for the reader

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she will spend hours on end pulling herself to her feet on any surface that will support her, then let go and free stand as long as she can

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