One of my clients paid his not-small invoice 2 weeks early O_o

Honestly not sure how to process this news
More likely the former than the latter tbqh πŸ˜‚

It definitely does bring "please let me know who you would like me to kneecap for you next" vibes
Not suspicious, just exceptionally rare. That's why so many attorneys collect a payment up front and then bill against it
I have an attorney I dropped everything to handle matters for as a professional courtesy, still haven't been paid a month later

I'd need a hitman on payroll if I did a 0-10% down approach πŸ˜‚
Would probably have to be salaried, since commission hitman work would lead to excessive liberties taken

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15 Sep
So if my count is right, this means that UNC Chapel Hill's:

➑️ Media Relations Director
➑️ Media Relations Assoc Director
➑️ Internal Communications Director
➑️ Vice Chancellor of Communications

have all been shown the door in less than a month?
That's an awful lot of sacrificial lambs

The Board of Trustees must've been hopping mad over how bad they looked in the Nikole Hannah-Jones tenure scandal πŸ˜‚πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ
Which Republican spokesminions do y'all think will fill these (lucrative) vacancies?

And is this housecleaning driven by Chancellor KGus to avoid being fired, or by Clayton Somers's paymasters to prep his arrival? πŸ€”
Read 12 tweets
14 Sep
It's currently the #2 Twitter trend in the US, that ship has already sailed
I mean even if we assume it was A Bad Thingβ„’ it still wouldn't be treason

"Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort."
– US Constitution, Article III, Section 3
Read 10 tweets
14 Sep
Rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic
If Sinemanchin won't budge on the filibuster, voting reform needs 10 Rs

It might get, what, 1? Maybe?
They've got about 2 months before anything they pass gets blocked by the courts on Purcell grounds anyway

All theater IMO, but we'll see
Read 4 tweets
13 Sep
Wait, someone claimed @PennyRed committed defamation for using the word "vile"?

Wtf sort of defamation standards do they have in Ireland?? O_o
What is the court standard for objectively determining "vile"ness?

I mean holy sh*tsnacks that's bizarre
Looks like @Glinner got themselves suspended (presumably for being a vile bigot?) so sadly I can't mock them directly
Read 10 tweets
13 Sep
There are going to be entire organizations coming into existence whose sole function is providing support to COVID orphans πŸ˜•
Read 13 tweets
12 Sep
I don't post 9/11 remembrances for a variety of reasons, but a friend of mine from undergrad (@wolfpackjew) reminded me I'd shared something at the 15-year mark

Still true at the 20-year mark, so I may just make this my perpetual 9/11 remembrance tweet… Screenshot of Facebook post: "It's become something of Screenshot of Facebook post: "The reality is our politiScreenshot of Facebook post: "And a significant number Screenshot of Facebook post, followed by graph: "But as
I mean America was pretty divided right after 9/11 too

Ask any native-born citizen who got attacked for "looking vaguely Muslim"
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