gf at pottery class. poker night canceled. must be time for my rewatch of this movie i found on the ground at some point
DVD is in mint condition due to having never been used
we went from a “truth” anti-tobacco message to a trailer for Sucker Punch
INTO THE TRAILER FOR INCEPTION
skipping the rest of this shit it’s like 8 previews
ok this movie does not need one epigraph, let alone two
me pitching The Town: “fundamentally, it’s about shitting where you eat”
damn Rebecca Hall showing feet in this
Jon Hamm making it real easy to root against the cop
Affleck has already switched from a Bruins jacket to a Red Sox jacket
Affleck’s character is sober?! my god
horny alert, Hall and Affleck are eating oysters on a date
Hamm’s FBI partner is the guy who plays Bosch
long mommy issues monologue there
acknowledging the feds can’t get easy surveillance on the Charlestown boys because they’re not Muslim is the most bite the film has so far
does Renner even have to act sinister or is he like that
the movie takes a lot of beats from Heat but the visit to Chris Cooper in prison is more of a Thief move
so far she’s distractedly fucked Affleck once and not shown up again. smart
Affleck is a failed hockey star in this… failed basketball star in The Way Back… i’m excited to see him finish the disillusioned white working class athlete trilogy
the nun masks, beautiful and impractical. the getaway in a minivan through narrow alleys, absurd and giddying. the one cop at the end of the chase who just ignores them to save his own life: an icon
“authenticious” is a neologism worthy of Trailer Park Boys
Jon Hamm getting weirdly anti-Irish at this point
DONT YOU DARE SQUEEZE HALL, HAMM
these lunks are doing three high-end jobs in the same five square miles in a week and a half. they’re ascending
fair to say the flower shop is a badass crime den cover
naming the character Claire just so we get to hear “CLEAH” a thousand times
is there any proof Boston actually has a community garden this nice
this may be the most 2010 film ever
robbing Fenway, a smart job that can be done on short notice
Lively finally returns to get leaned on by the snake-man Hamm. we gotta do something about this guy
they should’ve thought of disguising themselves as cops earlier
“the Lindas want you to open this door” is poetry
good for them, wearing face masks ten years before covid. libs at heart
Renner sippin’ on the ol’ street soda.
tragedy in motion
is that a McDonald’s that everyone just died in front of
stealing a bus disguised as a transit worker is the coolest crime Affleck does
perfect joke
Affleck in the Everglades. it just looks wrong. very discomfiting final image

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