Talk about dodging a bullet 😳
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6 Aug
Omg. This is better than Young and the Restless 🍿 😳
“I gave you a roof. I fed you every night. I took you to places you’ve never been. I got you THREE job interviews”
See y’all need to stop taking on “projects”

A year in my house rent free? Nah this light bill need to be paid
Read 4 tweets
6 Aug
Have y’all heard about this alleged case of munchausen’s by proxy?

Danita Tutt was charged and convicted of starvation of a child and attempted murder after a hospice nurse called 911 following Danita picking up her son in the middle of the night. ImageImage
Colby was born prematurely and had heart disease, kidney malfunction, and most importantly gastrointestinal issues.

He was on constant medication and needed drugs to help him digest food and go to the bathroom. Over 13 years he was subjected to 17 operations
But in August of 2015 his condition worsened as his stomach and colon issues flared up and he became dangerously malnourished. Over 8 weeks he had 3 operations to help him swallow, digest, and eliminate waste. This led to him getting sepsis
Read 12 tweets
28 Jul
Lucy Liu says Bill Murray came back to the set of Charlies Angels after missing several days for a family gathering, & hurled insults at her because he was upset a scene had been reworked in his absence. The language used was “inexcusable and unacceptable”…
Liu says it was bizarre he seemed to direct his rant at her because she was the least famous at the time & the last person cast — so she had no control over the script. When news of the spat hit the press, she was made to look like she was the difficult one for standing up to him
Murray’s response to being asked about this in 2009 was: . “Look, I will dismiss you completely if you are unprofessional and working with me. When our relationship is professional, and you’re not getting that done, forget it.”
Read 6 tweets
27 Jul
Omg. I’m listening to a podcast about a guy who was buying a home in cash with his life savings. His realtor emailed him with wire instructions so they could get the money out before the weekend to probate for the closing on the following Monday.
Keep in mind this wasn’t a down payment. It was the ENTIRE PURCHASE PRICE OF THE HOUSE. So hundreds of thousands of dollars. He went to his band and gave them the wiring instructions. The banker called the number to the title company but the line was busy.
But the banker said — well we have all the information here to complete the wire so if you’re confident it’s correct we can move forward. So they did it. It was done. He took a picture of the receipt from the wire and sent it to his realtor to prove he sent the funds
Read 4 tweets
27 Jul
This rap sheet is truly shocking. It makes sense someone with this many infractions would have an axe to grind against a prosecutor who puts criminals behind bars…
OOP -- not her pulling a Tom Girardi and stealing clients' money.
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22 Jul
The median wealth of single white men under the age of 35 ($22,640) is 3.5 times greater than that of single white women ($6,470), 14.6 times greater than that of single Black men ($1,550), and 224.2 times greater than that of single Black women ($101).
White households—who account for 60 percent of the U.S. population—held 84 percent of total household wealth in the U.S.

Comparatively, Black households—who account for 13.4 percent of the U.S. population—held just 4 percent of total household wealth.
White households are substantially more likely to expect and receive inheritances than Black households. Figure 3 shows that in 2019, 17 percent of white households expected to receive an inheritance compared to just 6 percent of Black households.
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