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8:00 am I made a snowman
8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 So, I made a snow woman, too.
8:17 My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead.
8:22 The transgender person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 The vegans complained about the carrot nose, as veggies r food and not decoration
8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa.
8:40 The Police arrive saying someone has been offended.
8:42 The feminist neighbour complained that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 TV news crew shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic, sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble
9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices. My children are taken by social services.
9:29 Offended Far left protesters are marching down the street demanding for me to be beheaded.

Moral: There is no moral. It's a view of the world in which we live today, and it is getting worse

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