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Sep 14, 2021 84 tweets 32 min read Read on X
So acc to me here are few things ppl need to knw and understand

1. Show makers are not bound to listen to fans on twitter & apply their brains whr it matters.
For them, it is a just a job, they need not put any extra effort or creativity in it.

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2. One day Vanku bought peanuts on the roadside, n after eating had a look at the paper in his hand in which peanuts were wrapped.
Something caught his eye.
There were few words written on the paper -
DRAFT, SCRIPT, IPS, RESORT, DEVER, BHABHI, YOUNG WIFE
#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
REGIONAL SERIAL - KUSUM DOLA.

3. They came to know about KD, downloaded the serial from torrents and binge watched few episodes.
Thats was enough to get started.

4. He proposed an idea to his friends.
Let's make a comedy show for TV.
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4. All friends made 4 chits and played RAJA, MANTRI, CHOR, SIPAHI.
At the end of the game, Vanku got King - so he became creative head.
Chor became Script writer, Mantri became the dialogues writer and Sipahi the Director.

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5. Now they were all go gaga and super excited about their COMEDY SHOW #GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin

But they knew this journey will not be smooth.
There will be many hurdles.
Ye zamana bahut zaalim hai.
Art meiin talent maangta hai.
Creativity chahiye logo ko.
Original material.
6. Matlab non-creative logo ko toh paida hote hi marr jana chahiye.
Unhe iss creativity n originality ki bhooki duniya mein jeene ka koi haq nahi hai .. right???

Aakhir kyun ye expect kiya jata hai ki har show maker born talented ho.
#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
7. This is 21st century for God's sake.
When will ppl grow up and stop their racist behaviour towards non-talented ppl.

THEY TOO HAVE A RIGHT TO MAKE A TV SHOW.

TV industry is not talented ppl's baap ki jaagir.

No nepotism here pls ..

#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
8. Acha khasa process hai

KD episodes --> Torrents -->
Google Translate --> Copy-Paste --> Episode Complete --> Publish --> Party, Daru, Snacks --> Enjoy Enjami -->Tul --> Forget --> Sleep

Get up. Repeat

Lekin nahi .. logo ko isme bhi chain nahi hai

#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
9. Logo ko iss COMEDY SHOW mein Devi-Devta chahiye ..
Insaano se kaam nahi chalta inka.

Logo ko characters ke liye Gucci-Prada ke sari-suits chahiye.
Platinum Titanium ke mangalsutra chahiye ..
Janpath ke wardrobe se kaam nahi chalta inka.

#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
10. Vanku to friends - "Guys one thing I don't understand, ye log humaare COMEDY SHOW ko itna serious kyun le rahe hain"

"Toh kya hua Virat police station nahi jaata, Saare police waale kya station jaate hain??
WFH naam ki bhi koi cheez hoti hai

#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
11. "Toh kya hua jo hum Sai ke classroom scenes nahi dikhaate.
Doctory ki padhaayi ke naam pe dead bodies ki maar kaat khoon dikhana jaroori hai ??
Ahimsa naam ki koi cheez hai ki nahi.

Ek do baar moti moti books waale scenes kya nahi dikhaaye humne?"

#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMein
12. "Log Ninad uncle ke liye bolte hai ye kaisa regressive character hai

Log ye bhool jate hai same Ninad uncle ne Naarad ka role bhi kiya tha ..

Toh unko kya har serial mein positive role karna padega??
Versatility naam ki koi cheez hoti hai ki nahi"

#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
13. Vanku-"Aur Pakhi ko lekar toh alag hi kism ki paranormal activity chal rahi hai Fans mein .. usko uske naam se bulaane ko koi tayaar hi nahi.

Woh kya bolte rehte hai sab usko??"

Friend - "Sarplekha, Victimlekha, Oscar Didi, Patthar, Papi Didi .."

#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
14. "... Pakoda, Stonelekha, Lustylekha ...."

Vanku - "abe bas bhi kar, rulaayega kya. Tu toh shuru hi ho gaya.

Haan toh ye bhi koi baat hui, itna acha naam rakha tha humne Female Lead ka Shabdkosh se chun ke .. PATRALEKHA

Lekin ye kamini duniya"

#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
15. "Woh uss side character Sai ko main lead maan ke uski mahima ka gungan karte rehte hai. Thik hai maana humne starting mein Sai ko thoda Sherni types dikha diya, lekin ab logo ko wohi chahiye, har track mein"

Friend - "Ye iss saale Chor ka idea tha"
#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
16. Vanku - "Khopdi tod saale ki. Isko sirf chori karne ko bola tha, ye kamina creative banne chala hai."

"Iski wajah se Sara khel kharab ho gaya. Kitni koshish kar li humne Sai ko side karne ki, ghar se nikalwa diya, accident bhi karwa diya"

#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
17. Friend - "Room mein bhi band kiya aaj"

Vanku - "Bataayo !! Koi kami chodi humne??
Ab isko Dabangg dikhaane ke chakkar mein kal pipe se utarwana padega .."

Friend - "Stuntman aur Rassi ka kharcha so alag"

#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
18. Vanku -"Kharche ka toh naam bhi mat le. Producers ne bola tha ki saal mein sirf ek hi festival karna..
lekin ye Sitara hamesha hool deta rehta hai .. Festivals dikhayo, Festivals dikhayo. Fans ka pressure hai.. nahi toh 10.30pm ka slot pakda denge"

#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
19. Vanku - "Abe saalo tum Sitara ho ya astroid, Fans ke pressure se itna kyun darte ho ???"
"Fans ki hi sunni hai toh unhi se banwa lo show"

Friend - "Twitter Fans se toh TRP bhi nahi aati"

Vanku - "Phir.. ye itni si baat inke palle nahi padti "

#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
20. Vanku - "Mujhe daily har mohaalle - nukkad pe auntiyaan rok rok ke kehti hai - Pakhi ko uske pyaar se jaldi milaayo pls"
"Meri khud ki taayi ne parso rote hua poocha - ki kya Pakhi ko uska pyar nahi milega??

Heart patient hai woh, kya karu mein"

#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
21. Friend - "Meine suggest kiya tha tum log ko, Pakhi ki shaadi padosi se karwa do, phir Viru aur woh chatt pe roz mil bhi lete, aur hum iss Dever-Bhabhi morality ki chakki mein nahi piste."

Vanku - "ye tune kab suggest kiya tha be ?????????????????"

#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
22. Friend - "Bro don’t give me that look. Virat ke GC ki posting ke time pe bola tha mein.
Track ka naam bhi suggest kiya tha - Padosan ke Pyaar ma Daroga Giraftaar. But tum log raat ko sune, aur subah bhool gaye".

#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
23. Friend - "Mujhe laga tum log ko padosan idea nahi pasand aaya n u guys were anyways interested in tht Bhabhi track - who movie dekhi thi jo"

Vanku - "who sabka mutual tha ok - don't blame me"

#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
24. Vanku -" Sabhi bole the na ki yahi main theme rakhte hain -

'Bhabhi maal ba, Devar ke mann mein ubaal ba'

Friend - "Gajab movie thi yar woh, weekend pe phir se dekhein?"
Vanku - "Abe movie se baahar aa, show ki soch. Abhi next kya kya plan hai"
#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
25. Friend - "Abhi woh Sai ko pipe tapaya.
Phir next Papi ka beauty Parlour track- 10 episodes nikaal lete hai usme. Uske baad …...."

Vanku - "Papi kisko bola be, apne hi show ki main lead ki beizzati kar raha hai mere saamne??"😡🤬

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26. Friend - "sorry, sorry .. Pakhi ka beauty parlour .. woh kal hashtag pe gaya tha. Waha sab Papi Papi hi dikhta hai har jagah, so nikal gaya muh se"

Vanku - "tu na ye tag pe jaana chod de, teri sehat ke liya acha nahi hoga warna .... "

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27. Vanku - " .. tag pe sab khoon choosne baithe hain. Saalo ko koi aur kaam nahi hai, 24/7 lage hue hai, analysis pe anallysis, ye ghoonsa woh laat, unko humaare VISION se koi matlab nahi hai .. sab lage hue hai ladne, aur badnaami humaari hoti hai .."

#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
28. "ki hum logo ko polarize karte hain, Sai stans, Virat Stans .. ye kya meri ammi ne banaayi hai toliyaan"

Friend - "Boss Chill"

Vanku-"Nahi yaar, tu bol mereko, dil nahi dukhega humara, itna analysis kabhi humne bhi kiya hai KD pe ???"

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29. Friend-"ye kuch jyada hi senti ni ho gaya aaj.
ye saala ganja bhi nakli hai, kon laya ye sada hua maal??"
Vanku - "Beta premium wala hai ye"
Friend - "Ghanta"
Vanku-"Tu rehne de, gadho ko imported maal nahi pachta kabhi .. aage bol, kya hai next"

#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
30. Friend - "Woh Daddu ka call aaya tha.. bol rahe the koi kidnapping karwa lo ek do, paiso ki thodi jaroorat hai"
Vanku - "hainn?? matlab koi time samay kuch hai ki nahi, bus kidnapping karwaate rahe hum, inko paise chahiye toh Story ki baja de hum ?"

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31. Friend-"Story ki waise hi baji padi hai. Hum kuch bhi kare, log Virat ki lagaye rehte hain. Woh bole toh prob, na bole toh prob, abhi Sai ko band kiya toh prob,
Usse maggi khilaayi thi moonlight mein, tab sab khush the.. tab ni bola koi bhi tag pe"

#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
32. Vanku - "Logo ko bas hugs chahiye, kisses chahiye .. nibaa nibbi ki tarah bas ilu ilu dikhaate raho ..
ek mature and intelligent storyline mein toh kisi ko interest hi nahi hai.
We are creating a decent family show here, par ye chichore fans .."

#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
33. Friend - "Boss, Fans ko agar patana hai toh hume kuch alag karna hoga 300th episode pe ..
Over the top, aaj kal OTT ka jamana hai"

Vanku - "??"

Friend - "Sai ko kaan pakad ke utthak baithak karwaate hai .. 300, pipe se taap ke bhaagne ki saja"

#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
34. Vanku-"Idea toh mast hai, par 300 utthak baithak dikhane mein epi thoda lamba nahi ho jayega?"

Friend-"Woh Dhoom Tana Nana wala music daal ke jaldi jaldi skip maar denge. Hit ho jayega, idhar Virat ke haath main chadi, udhar Sai ki aankh mein aansu"
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35. Vanku-"ek sec, ye hum Kaku se karwaaye toh?
unka Character Arc aajkal flat pada hai..

Friend-"Woh bhi theek hai, Kaku se dand dilwaate hai Sai ko"

"Sabke arcs ko baari baari rotation dena hi toh humaare show ki USP hai, aise hi No. 2 nahi hai hum"
#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
36. Vanku - "Ye likh lo phir, Kaku in, Virat out"

Friend-"Correct, Virat waise bhi 300 count hone tak out ho jayega. Woh aajkal set pe bhi soya soya aata hai"

Vanku-"Personal life problems.. bechara..
itna aasan hai kya Pakhi ki energy match karna"
#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
37. Vanku - "Usko zara glucode pilwayo 2-4 din aate hi set pe, uska imp track aane wala hai"
Friend - "Glucose ke Paise?"
Vanku - "Usi ki chai se kaat lo"
Friend - "Woh chai nahi peeta"
Vanku - "abe toh costume se kaat lo, sab kuch main hi batayoon ???"

#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
38. Friend -"Ok boss, chill.. done samjho. Glucose mein goli bhi mila ke doonga, phir dekho energy😂"
"Woh Vira ka imp track, wahi hai na, kidnapping wala?

Vanku-"Yes, Daddu will kidnap Virat to take revenge from Chavannis, track name - Daddu ka Badla"
#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
39. "Idhar Virat jungle mein bediyo mein jakda adhmara .. udhar entry hogi humaari heroine ki"

Friend - "Sai ki?????"

Vanku - "Abe Pakhi ki😡🤬.. kitni baar tum jaahilon ko batana padega ki Pakhi humari main lead hai, Focus guys focus ..
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40. Vanku - "It is time show Pakhi as real Sherni ..
apne Virakhi superhit"

Friend - "Par woh kaise bachaayegi, Viru ko daddu se?"

Vanku - "Uske haath main gun de do .. woh door se maarne wali.. Pakhi chup kar nishana laga ke sabko dher kar degi"

#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
41. Friend - "Bas aap toh dedo mauka ek aur fans ko"

Vanku - "??"

Friend - "Log usse 'Sniperlekha' kehke chidhaatenge"

Vanku - "Hain ?? Acha toh woh lambi wali gun dedo, do goli wali"

Friend - "phir .. log .... usse ...... Dunali Didi ............"

#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
42. Vanku - "Revolver??"
Friend - "Pistol Lekha"
Vanku - "Shotgun??"
Friend - "Barrel Didi"
Vanku - "Abe tu jeene dega ya nahi .. tujhe bada pata hai ki fans kaise naam denge"
Friend - "Pata hai, do chaar naam meine bhi diye hai tag pe😂.. too much fun"
#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
43. Vanku - "😡🤬 .. tu mara .. pakad isko"

Friend - "Boss chill .. aap ye batayo .. Pakhi ko ye gun chalaani kaha se aayi .. woh kaise jusstify karoge ?"

Vanku - "Usne NCC mein seekhi, school main ..tujhe kya 😡?? Itna logic kabhi diya hai apan ne"

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44. Friend-"Ok logic cancel, Par Samrat ka kya .. uss se toh aap Pakhi ki band bajwa rahe ho din raat .."

Vanku -"Oye.. raat mein nahi .. sirf din mein"

Friend-"Sorry sorry"

Vanku -"woh kabhi kabhi heorine ko jitane ke liye thoda harana bhi padta hai

#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
45. "Aur haar kar jeetne wale ko ..."

Friend -"Baazi Lekha kehte hain???"😂

Vanku -"iski toh sachi hati hui hai aaj .. "

"Samrat ko kaam bhi toh dena hai kuch, jab tak uski jackets ki dukaan ka set ready nahi ho jaata .. free mein salary de de usko?"
#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
46. Friend - "Haan woh toh hai, haath tight hai abhi bahut"

Vanku - "sahi main.. Janmashtmi main waise bhi, tune extra kharcha karwa diya .. "

Friend - "Meine extra kharcha karawaya ???"
"Ye na heights hai .. ok .. dosti ke naam pe kalank ho tum log"

#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
47. "Ek toh meine Holi wala tent aur colors reuse kiye Janmashtmi pe"

"Upar se woh bail jodi ka dance bhi meine hi karwaya .. choreographer ke paise bachaaye"

"kitne paise maangte hain ye nachaane waale aajkal pata hai, sunoge toh chaddi phat jayegi"
#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
48. Vanku - "Haan woh dance toh superhit ho gaya apne Jai Viru ka. Samrat ko mast thumke lagwaaye tune"

Friend - "Phir .. par tum logo ko talent ki kadar hi nahi hai"
"Woh Imli wale 25% hike de rahe hai CTC pe, gaya mein ???"
"Nahi na"

#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
49. Vanku - "Ye saale tamarind ppl, show nahi chal raha toh poaching pe utar aaye hai??"😡🤬

"Inki toh mein lagata hoon lanka ruko zara .. "

"woh Pakhi ke bots waale jitne bhi Fans hain, woh saare chodo kal se inpe .. "

"imli khatti karo inki"

#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
50. Friend-"Boss, imli ko dekkh lenge baad men.. pehle ye phone pe baat karo, Sitara ka call aaya hai, line pe bula rahe hai"
Vanku-"Bol de mein nahi hoon"
Friend-"Bol rahe hai urgent hai"
Vanku-"O nahi karni baat yaar,
inke urgent ki toh aisi ki taisi"

#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
51. Friend-"Par baat kya hai"
Vanku-"Kuch nahi ye kamine phir hool denge
Diwali aane wali hai
Festival Dikhayo, Dance dhikhayo
Fans ka pressure hai
.. pissu kahin ke"

Friend-"Par abhi abhi toh Bappa ka function dikhaya humne, satak gayi hai kya inki?"

#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
52. Vanku-"Unke hisaab se hum late hain, har festival hafto late"
Friend-"Ye producer se direct baat kyun nahi karte, paise hai kahan apne paas?"
Vanku-"Jo kiya usko koi poochta nahi, pichli baar dance dikhaya toh bole, ye kya thumke lagwa diye bedhange"
#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
53. Vanku-"Bole Choreographer se karwayo, properly"
Friend-"Bedhange Thumke?😡🤬
Vanku-"Iss baar humne kitna try kiya, sasta koi choreographer mila? woh toh bhala ho Neeraj Chopra ka, saste mein maan gaya, toh gymnast special dance dikhaya humne Viru ka"
#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
54. Friend-"Bedhange Thumke?😡🤬
Vanku-"Abe teri cassette wahi atak gayi hai?"

Friend-"Bedhange Thumke ???😡🤬
woh main chroegraph kiya tha"

Vanku-"Toh mujh pe kyun bhadak raha hai be? mein bola kya? Sitara pe bhadak, woh bole"

Friend-"Inki toh mein"
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55. Vanku-"Shaant hoja .. abhi no.2 hai TRP pe, kidnapping track ke baad jab apan no. 1 pe ho jaayenge, tab iss sitare ki toh" 🤬🤬

Friend-"Boss !! promise karo ..
KEH KE LENGE INN KAMINO KI .. FACE TO FACE"

Vanku-"Haan haan lenge, tu tension na le"

#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
56. Friend-"Aise nahi, proper promise karo"

Vanku-"Haan bhai.. promise.. PAKHI PROMISE.. ok??"

Friend- Pakhi Promise☺️☺️☺️

Vanku-"Par uske liye no. 1 aana padega na, toh kon sa hathiyaar final kiya Pakhi ke liye"

Friend-"wahi soch raha hoon kal se🤔
#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
57. Friend-"Waise.. Dussehra aane wala hai.. Pakhi ko Teer-Kamaan dedein??
Daddu ki maut, Didi ke baan🏹 se"
Vanku-"Waah, aur Dussehra celebration bhi ho jaayega .. 👏
Ablaa Viru ki Taaranhaar Pakhi"
Friend - "par phir fans .. BaanLekha .."
Vanku - 🥵
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58. Vanku- "ye fans bhi kamine .. fans hai .. par har samay sholay bhadkaate rehte hain"
Friend-"Pakhi se baat hui thi, woh boli -
'Mujhe inn aire gaire fans ke ulte pulte naamo se koi farak nahi padta .. **** them'
she is so grt.. moti chamdi hai uski"
#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
59. Vanku-"Devi hai apni lead actress"🙏🙏

Friend-🙏🙏

Vanku- "Uski pooja karne ki bajaaye, log usse taane deta hai..
poochte hai usne aaj tak kiya kya hai Chavan Nivas ke liye"

Friend-"Haan waise usne kiya kya hai aaj tak Chavan Nivas ke liye????🤔🤔
#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
60. Vanku-"Chor saale .. tu script writer hai, aur tu hi pooch raha hai ???" 😳😳

Friend-"toh???
hamne Pakhi ko kabhi kuch karte hue toh dikhaya hi nahi hai parivaar ke liye, aise koi scenes bhi shoot nahi kiye ..
phir logo ko kaise pata chalega"🤔🤔

#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
61. "Aur iss Mantri ke bachhe ne utha ke dialogues de diye Kaku ko, ki Pakhi ne ghar ke liye ye kiya hai.. woh kiya hai .. mujhse cross check bhi nahi karwaaye dialogues"
Mantri-"Cross check? Itni mehnat karu, toh UPSC na clear kar loon mein?" 😂🤪
#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
62. Vanku-"Cross check ke chakkaro mein na padna be, bade bade doob gaye isske chakkkar mein
episode banayo .. kaam khatam .. aage badho"

"Aur har cheez bol ke, dikha ke bataane ki zaroorat nahi hoti show mein,
imagination bhi kisi chidiya ka naam hai"
#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
63. Vanku-"Nolu kabhi kuch explain karta hai apni movies mein?? Log sir khujaate reh jaate hai.."

Friend-"ye Nolu kon hai??"

Vanku-"Abe NOLAN, woh original Ghajni wala.. uski movies mein ek baat bhi palle nahi padti .. phir bhi saari ki saari Superhit"
#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
64. Vanku-"Woh firangi hai, uski creativity creativity, Tommy, humaari creativity Laalu Kaalu"
Friend - "Ab ye Laalu Kaalu kon hain?? 😳
Vanku - "Kutte the mere, bachpan mein.. Laalu laal tha.."
Friend- "Aur Kaalu kala??"
Vanku - "waah bete, shaabash" 😋
#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
65. Vanku-"Ab Guru banaya hi hai tum logo ne toh, ekdum perfect kar doonga tumhe"

Friend-"Guruji 🙏🙏..
lekin bataya nahi aapne.. Pakhi ne aisa kya kiya hai Chavannis ke liye pichle ek saal mein?"

Vanku-"Matlab ye jo meine itna gyan diya, woh ghum??🥺
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66. Friend-"Goli mat do, aaj hum jaankar hi rahenge.."

Vanku-"Soch le .. baat nikalegi toh phir door tak jaayegi .. aur jyada late ho gaya na, toh teri biwi tujhe niptaane yahi aa jayegi"😂

Friend-"Usse darta nahi hoon mein ok.. pyaar hai woh mera" 💓

#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
67. "But you continue .. dekhi jaayegi aaj"

Vanku - "Acha toh phir suno.. humaari pyari Pakhi ke..."

Friend- "Chochle??" 😂

Vanku-😡.. kisse.. kamime.. kisse.. kaarname
ab koi tokega nahi beech main.. nahi toh .."

Friend -🤫

Vanku - "Once upon a .."
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68. "Once upon a time..
dopeher ka samay tha..
chaaro taraf andhera tha..
aasmaan mein taare chhitke hue the..

Friend-"dopeher ka samay tha,
aur chaaro taraf andhera tha?? 🤔😳
aasman mein taare bhi chhitke hue the??

Vanku-"Grahan laga hua tha be 🌘
#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
69. Friend-"Aise kon story start karta hai?
itni mystery"😳😱
Humaari zindagi mein waise bhi grahan laga pada hai ..
seedha Pakhi ke kisso pe aayo..
Raat kaali mat karo" 😭

Vanku - "Tum kutto ko Creativity ke C se kuch bhi lena dena nahi hai" 😤

#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
70. Vanku-"Toh tum log yahi jaan na chaahte ho na ki Pakhi ne aakhir kya kiya hai ..
sharam karo .. doob maro"

"Jaise bhagwaan ne choti ungli pe poora Govardhan Parvat utha liya tha ..
wasie hi Pakhi ne poore ghar ki zimmedaari sambhal rakhi hai" 😇

#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
71. Vanku-"Pakhi ke bina CN ka ek bhi patta na hile.
Kabhi unke ghar mein ek bhi machhar 🦟dekha hai ??

"Pakhi roz poore ghar mein Baygon spray karti hai .. Virat ko kabhi Dengue nahi hone degi woh"☺️

Friend-"All Out mar gaye hai saare??"😳
#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
72. Vanku-"Tere all out ki toh .. laga liya tune??
refill ke paise hai apne paas??"

"Pakhi ghar mein Dry and Wet waste ka segregation karti hai .. Virat ko kabhi ye nahi sochna padta ki ye dry waste mein daalu ya wet mein .." 🗑️🗑️

Friend- Hain??😶
#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
73. Vanku-"jo ye Viru aaye din lawn mein baith ke Pakhi ke liye aahein bharta hai
woh lawn tera chacha maintain karta hai?? 🌲🌳☘️

Friend-"Pakhi??😐

Vanku-"Aur kya, RO ke waste water se poore lawn ki sinchaai karti hai.. ek boond bhi waste nahi jaati"
#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
74. Vanku-"Itne bade ghar mein kabhi koi choooha nazar aaya?🐭

Ghar ke kone kone mein choohedaan mein roti ke tukde lagaati hai roz raat ko.. majaal hai koi chooha Virat ke kapde kutar jaaye?

Pados ke plot mein teele ke paar chod ke aati hai choohe"😎
#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
75. Friend-haan .. Billi ki nazar hai uski🧐

Vanku-phir .. Dhoodhwale ko bhi poora line pe laga rakha hai, paani mila ke dekhe jara..

Viru ke dhoodh mein milaawat hui toh Pakhi ke prakop se bach jaayega woh??🥛

Friend-Nutrition mein No Compromise 🤨
#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
76. Vanku-"Sai ko toh padhayi se fursat nahi, ghar kaise chalta hai usse kya pata 💰

Month end pe poore mahine ka hisaab karti hai, aur uski ppt bana ke presentation deti hai poore ghar ko🗓️

Viru ki muesli kam nahi padne deti 🍲.. chaahe saabun na aaye
#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
77. Friend-"Haan MS Office ka course kiya hai usne .. woh bhi toh kahin kaam aaye" 💻

Vanku-"Exactly.. aise aise Excel formula lagaati hai ki Karishma ki saari chori pakad leti hai hisaab mein"
🙇👩‍🌾

Friend-"hmm .. you mean, Macros in .. Chori out ???

#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
78. Vanku - "yup.. aur kya mujhe tum logo ko remind karaane ki zaroorat hai, ki Pakhi ne kitni shiddatt se apni saas ki seva ki hai??"

Friend-"Apni.. saas.. ki seva.. bhi ki hai usne?? ek din bhi???" 😵‍💫😯

Vanku-"Toh Mansi bua apne aap theek ho gayi?
#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
79. Friend-"Koi mujhe bataayega, Mansi bua ko kya hua tha??"😯

Vanku-"Lo karlo baat.. ye humaara script writer hai.. ullu ka charkha

Mansi Bua ne ek saal se khud ko gufaa mein qaid kar rakha tha.. unko wahan dungeon mein khana dene kon jaata tha?"🤨

#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
80. Vanku-"Woh Chavan Nivas ke tehkhaano mein tapasyaa karte karte dher ho jaati.. uska kankaal bhi na milta .. agar Pakhi na hoti toh"

Holi se just pehle jab Pakhi apne maayke chali gayi thi, toh bua ko dana paani dene waala bhi koi nahi tha..😭

#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
81. Vanku-"Sai ko toh padhayi se fursat nahi, ye nahi ki Pakhi nahi hai toh bua ko khana de aayu..

You know na these ladies.. Cold War Queens" 👑🧛‍♀️

Friend-"Karishma bhi toh ja sakti thi??"

Vanku-"Usko tehkhaano se darr lagta hai.. woh nanhi si jaan"

#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
82. Friend-"Shivani, woh bhi bhool gayi?"

Vanku-"Han toh wohi gayi thi, gufaa mein behen ko behosh paya
patthar se takra ke sar futa liya tha Mansi ne, chehre pe chot aayi woh alag.. kitne stiches aaye the

Doctors ne bol diya tha.. actress badal lo

#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
83. Friend-"Haan unko toh badalna hi pada.. Plastic Surgery ke paise the apne paas?"

Vanku-"Phir.. aur ye sab kyun hua??"

Friend-"Kyun hua??"

Vanku-"Kyunki, Pakhi nahi thi na.. uske bina CN ka ek patta bhi na hile"

Friend-"Devi hai Pakhi .. Devi"🙏🙏
#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin
84. Vanku-"Agar woh hoti.. toh itne din dono buaao ko gayab nahi karna padta hame
40-50 episodes nikaal diye unke bina

Friend-"Haan.. aur logo ko toh pata bhi nahi chala.. 😂😂

Vanku-"Maamu bana diya Fans ko..
Buaao ki salary bhi bachi so alag 😂😋😎

#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin

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