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14 Sep, 10 tweets, 2 min read
You know, Star Trek TV shows went on a long hiatus between the end of Enterprise and the start of Discovery, and one thing I now realize I didn't miss during that sad period was CONSTANT GEEK ARGUMENTS ABOUT HOW MUCH STAR TREK SHOWS SUCK
I haven't started watching any of the New Trek yet but from what I've heard, I should avoid:

Discovery, because it sucks/isn't trek
Picard, because it sucks/isn't trek
And
Lower Decks, because it sucks/isn't trek
And it's not looking good for the other two or three ones on the way
I'm pretty sure if I go spelunking in Google News, I'll find that also should avoid:
Enterprise
Voyager
DS9
TNG
The animated series
And hell, the original series too, why not?
I've talked to all the fans (yes, all of then) and we've correlated all the opinions and it turns out the only good Trek was Star Trek: Shinsei Shinsei, the Star Trek Manga
Also by the way if you foolishly think TOS or TNG are good, you should know that:
1. The original version is terrible, the effects are horrible and dated, and
2. The updated version is horrible, the CGI ruins the vintage feel of the show
Fucking Star Trek. It ruined Star Trek!
I did see someone sat that the best new trek was The Orville, which... I don't know if it is or not, but it seems like the kind of opinion that is specially designed to get everyone on all sides to hate you.
Like how I like to say that between vi and emacs, my favorite text editor is sublime. No one likes that.
anyway since not enough people are mad at me for this thread, I'm just gonna say that ALL TREK SUCKS WATCH BABYLON FUCKING FIVE

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