A thread on Nawaz Sharief’s sons wedding in London. The groom sings well. Believe it or nt
Believe me outfit she wore was of Rs. 3 cr, made by Indian designer Sabyasachi
At the dinner each plate was costing Rs. 3.5 lakhs.
Remember Pakistan is a very poor country
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Sholay - Yeh Mask mujhe de de Thakur !

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- Mere paas Vaccine hai!
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2,40,950 : HIV
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8,16,498 : smoking

11,67,714: Cancer

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to reduce financial markets to prepare the stage of financial markets for mergers and acquisitions


to sell US Treasury bonds to cover the fiscal deficit in them


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2. Reduction of Global CO2 emission.

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