Could you have joined the Pythagorean Secret Society, would you have made the cut to learn from the immortal number-shaman himself? πŸ‘‡

Pythagoras practically invented the discipline of physiognomy and was extremely strict about the physical standards of his applicants. Don't fail at the first hurdle!
Probationary period - three years of contempt and abuse, followed by five years of total silence.
During this time the initiates were not allowed to see Pythagoras when he spoke, but they could hear him behind a curtain.
After this trial period the candidate then handed over their material possessions to the society.
Successful candidates could then listen to Pythagoras and see him lecture. They were initiated into the formal esoterica of the society.
In particular the mystical properties of numbers.
But also the taboo nature of beans - DO NOT eat beans!
The initiate now pledges to never have friends outside of the society:

β€œworship friends as you do gods, but subjugate others as you do animals"
Your new way of life is one of asceticism, vegetarianism and strict regulation of behaviour. You are expressly forbidden to divulge any information about the society to outsiders.
Don't eat meat or beans
Don't talk to anyone
Worship numbers
Simple as
Anyone who failed during the probation period is spiritually dead. Their possessions are to be given back twice over, a gravestone erected and the person treated as someone else forever.

β€’ β€’ β€’

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